Since Trainer Rick (I’m not Picard dammit!) Scott is GilPa’s Number 1, Heather is doomed to be number 2. This reality will not Crusher, and she will La Forge ahead with the Data necessary to tutor Sterling Archer’s illegitimate son.
Just in time, Gil returns from the golf course in an attempt to save his job, at the same time crushing Heather’s dream of being the new head coach. Hang in there Heather, teams in The Valley are required to play 3 games. You still have a couple of more opportunities. What are the odds that Gil shows up again?
P1: Oakland fist-pump guy!P2: Gil does what he does best – coaching. “Okay, Hakeem. Pretend you’re Ken Brown. Make something happen.”P3: “I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”
P-1: Heather tries the old “sashay” past the players hoping they notice and line up after the game for some trainer attention.P-2: OK, what’s a girl’s “to it” and why is Gil beating it infront of the whole stadium? Looks like Del’s getting company. Notice Gil entertains the crowd with his ventriloquism skills.P-3: Lost in Time, the Referee breaks out in his version of the Macarena.
So Gil feels the threat from a soccer player attempting to do his job and that motivates him to coach, even early in the season. Bravo, Heather! And speaking of motivating, what will it take to motivate you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp?
Darn, I should have just modified the text box in P2 to say “But Gil beats her”. That would be something the Gilfather would do to maintain control over his turf.
Heather’s theme song for today with apologies to Dione Warwick:If you see me walking down the benchand I start to wretch from the sweat stenchwalk on bye, walk on bye
Ravenswing almost 8 years ago
Oh, so now that his status is threatened ….(rolls eyes)
dutchpuppy almost 8 years ago
P2: Gil’s COACHING!!! One in a row…
Mr Reality almost 8 years ago
In all reality , P 1 Terry Bradshaw standing on the Milford sideline , maybe he’ll offer Hakeem some advice also .
miffedmax almost 8 years ago
From his expression and gesture, I’d say the official is as fed up as we are.
BikeMike almost 8 years ago
Actually Gil is demonstrating the horse collar tackle he used to use back in the day.
bearwku82 almost 8 years ago
Since Trainer Rick (I’m not Picard dammit!) Scott is GilPa’s Number 1, Heather is doomed to be number 2. This reality will not Crusher, and she will La Forge ahead with the Data necessary to tutor Sterling Archer’s illegitimate son.
chujusmith almost 8 years ago
Gil’s coaching again. Watch out world, Milford has its mojo back.
TheBrownStarfish almost 8 years ago
Just in time, Gil returns from the golf course in an attempt to save his job, at the same time crushing Heather’s dream of being the new head coach. Hang in there Heather, teams in The Valley are required to play 3 games. You still have a couple of more opportunities. What are the odds that Gil shows up again?
tombob almost 8 years ago
Good to see Pete (Gone with) De Windt made it back from Tara.
James St. John Smythe almost 8 years ago
I’m hoping we’ll get back to the game in the next strip, and not check in with a Newcastle fan at a Florida State game like they did in P3.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
P1: Oakland fist-pump guy!P2: Gil does what he does best – coaching. “Okay, Hakeem. Pretend you’re Ken Brown. Make something happen.”P3: “I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
Gil is looking gaunt again today. Time for Mimi to whip up one of her Jethro-sized meals.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
P-1: Heather tries the old “sashay” past the players hoping they notice and line up after the game for some trainer attention.P-2: OK, what’s a girl’s “to it” and why is Gil beating it infront of the whole stadium? Looks like Del’s getting company. Notice Gil entertains the crowd with his ventriloquism skills.P-3: Lost in Time, the Referee breaks out in his version of the Macarena.
tcar-1 almost 8 years ago
1, 2, 3…… c’om you cannot keep letting this slide….. and you know who you are.
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
The referee’s signal looks more like the Italian hand gesture for “What the hell?” than it does a first down.
Mopman almost 8 years ago
So Gil feels the threat from a soccer player attempting to do his job and that motivates him to coach, even early in the season. Bravo, Heather! And speaking of motivating, what will it take to motivate you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp?
wmac8898 almost 8 years ago
Based on the shorts the player in P1 is wearing, he must be a college or NFL kicker.
Mopman almost 8 years ago
Darn, I should have just modified the text box in P2 to say “But Gil beats her”. That would be something the Gilfather would do to maintain control over his turf.
oldsmkysyvr almost 8 years ago
“The answer my friend,Is TE Pete De Windt,The answer is TE Pete De Windt.”
(Apologies to Bob Dylan)
mjowens1985 almost 8 years ago
So random people in the stands can just run down onto the sideline?
twainreader almost 8 years ago
Heather’s theme song for today with apologies to Dione Warwick:If you see me walking down the benchand I start to wretch from the sweat stenchwalk on bye, walk on bye
Irish53 almost 8 years ago
P2…hey! check out the hottie in the third row…..