The future is here Thorpians. This is Gil’s Title IX replacement. She actually coaches on Saturday! We’re having trouble seeing Gil on Monday through Friday. She must have seen a Sid Gilman tape on YouTube and is now the Quarterback Whisperer. This one could get more ridiculous than intriguing, and if she brings a peacock on Saturday, we’re in real trouble.
Sigh, the streak is over. I knew it was too much to have Gil in his own strip for an entire week. But on another note, does anyone ever remember Sulphur High being referenced in this strip before? I’m guessing we would have had a bunch of bad jokes if that had happened, like “How does Sulphur High prepare for a bowl game? They really light it up.”
Overexposure of GilPa last week and a female in Milford without a moustache. Nice subtleties implemented by R & W. Student trainer in P1 looks remarkably like our HS Trainer who earned a scholly to U of L taping ankles and firing up the whirlpool..
P-1: Heather can’t keep her hands off those sexy Moose feet.P-2: Heather comes boldy out to ask about his sexual hopes and dreamsP-3: Heather has no shame as she offers to teach Moose the pillow arts right out in the open. She has a Football field fantasy to go with her fetish.I’m starting to like this story line.
Given the Tru/Boo dynamic in play, lets hope Heathers mom doesn’t call and send her to the Swifty—Mart after practice!Like watching my Lab chase his tail……
Looks like another long road trip for Milford:“Sulphur High School is a 5A public high school located in Sulphur, Louisiana. It has a Ninth Grade Campus which opened its doors in the 2004-2005 school year, and its principal is Chuck Hansen. The students are offered a variety of Advanced Placement courses as well as opportunities for dual enrollment in classes at McNeese State University in Lake Charles, Louisiana. The Principal is Robert Barrentine.”
We save our change in a jar. When the jar is full we use it for something we need. Like new tires for the car. If we don’t “need” anything we wait awhile, if nothing comes up, we split the money and get something we personally need or want, like socks, or even a dinner out.
So, according to her directive in P3, Moose can continue whining if he shows up to her tutoring session? And speaking of whining, I don’t want to hear any whining about today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
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george almost 8 years ago
“dude looks like a lady”…
kdizzle almost 8 years ago
Sniff too many burnt matches and you’ll get a sulphur high.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Digital people these days would ask, “what’s a newspaper?” Ever heard of papier-mâché? “Oh, that!” Uh-huh.
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
I would refuse to meet her at the field or to shut up.
Mr. Peterson almost 8 years ago
Sulphur High? This story line really stinks.
Bluedarter almost 8 years ago
The future is here Thorpians. This is Gil’s Title IX replacement. She actually coaches on Saturday! We’re having trouble seeing Gil on Monday through Friday. She must have seen a Sid Gilman tape on YouTube and is now the Quarterback Whisperer. This one could get more ridiculous than intriguing, and if she brings a peacock on Saturday, we’re in real trouble.
DanHawks77 almost 8 years ago
Can you imagine having a diploma hanging in your garage from good ol’ Sulphur High School?
Mr Reality almost 8 years ago
In all reality , My Fair Lady except it’s a football setting . A role reversal Heather as the Professor and Kevin / Moose as Liza .
miffedmax almost 8 years ago
I’m still waiting to learn how being a soccer player prepares you to be the quarterback whisperer. Seriously.
chujusmith almost 8 years ago
Sigh, the streak is over. I knew it was too much to have Gil in his own strip for an entire week. But on another note, does anyone ever remember Sulphur High being referenced in this strip before? I’m guessing we would have had a bunch of bad jokes if that had happened, like “How does Sulphur High prepare for a bowl game? They really light it up.”
bearwku82 almost 8 years ago
Overexposure of GilPa last week and a female in Milford without a moustache. Nice subtleties implemented by R & W. Student trainer in P1 looks remarkably like our HS Trainer who earned a scholly to U of L taping ankles and firing up the whirlpool..
jslabotnik almost 8 years ago
It’s a parochial school. Their sister school is Brimstone Academy
sweetg1 almost 8 years ago
It took me a second to realize that they were getting taped up. Thought Pelwecki was getting a pedicure.
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
This is Hubby. He puts all of his change in a plastic cup at night, and then has to break a $10 to get a cup of coffee, which costs $1.01.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
Kevin’s reaction is because he thinks Heather is offering him “wine”.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
Didn’t Max Bacon tell that tall rugby chick to meet him at the gym one weekend? Maybe Heather’s going to teach Kevin to pass underhand.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
@ Bitsy: Bravo!!!@ Mr. Reality: Hope it’s Pygmalion, My Fair Lady was a Musical.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
P-1: Heather can’t keep her hands off those sexy Moose feet.P-2: Heather comes boldy out to ask about his sexual hopes and dreamsP-3: Heather has no shame as she offers to teach Moose the pillow arts right out in the open. She has a Football field fantasy to go with her fetish.I’m starting to like this story line.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
@Mr. Reality: We really don’t want to hear:All I want is a hairy toe, an arch that’s flat and a polish flowOh, wouldn’t that be luverly
twainreader almost 8 years ago
Last one: Heather plans on going to an Agricultural College to study livestock. Notice how she’s admiring his calf in P-1.
wmac8898 almost 8 years ago
How’s Heather going to get enough sand to the practice field to help Moose lean to be a QB?
Lukebunkin almost 8 years ago
Given the Tru/Boo dynamic in play, lets hope Heathers mom doesn’t call and send her to the Swifty—Mart after practice!Like watching my Lab chase his tail……
odenchow almost 8 years ago
my wife takes all my change and says it to help the veterans
Mopman almost 8 years ago
Looks like another long road trip for Milford:“Sulphur High School is a 5A public high school located in Sulphur, Louisiana. It has a Ninth Grade Campus which opened its doors in the 2004-2005 school year, and its principal is Chuck Hansen. The students are offered a variety of Advanced Placement courses as well as opportunities for dual enrollment in classes at McNeese State University in Lake Charles, Louisiana. The Principal is Robert Barrentine.”
ladylagomorph76 almost 8 years ago
We save our change in a jar. When the jar is full we use it for something we need. Like new tires for the car. If we don’t “need” anything we wait awhile, if nothing comes up, we split the money and get something we personally need or want, like socks, or even a dinner out.
Sign Man almost 8 years ago
WHERE THE HELL IS THE BONFIRE? I’VE GOT 50 SIGNS ALL READY TO GO!
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
Pelwecki’s real problem is that he’s so weak he can’t even lift his leg without Heather’s help.
Mopman almost 8 years ago
So, according to her directive in P3, Moose can continue whining if he shows up to her tutoring session? And speaking of whining, I don’t want to hear any whining about today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
MichaelSFC90 almost 8 years ago
That’s why I always carry at least two dollars in quarters with me at all times.
MichaelSFC90 almost 8 years ago
comicsssfan—the same here. One day, 2/3 of them just vanished.
choo choo willy almost 8 years ago
Change is all we have left after this idiot in the White House!
James St. John Smythe almost 8 years ago
Sulphur High + annual bonfire = one unforgettable home opener.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
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twainreader almost 8 years ago
Milford should go 2 – 0. This opponent stinks.
tcar-1 almost 8 years ago
Looks like it did.
TheBrownStarfish almost 8 years ago
Sulphur High? Didn’t Mongo play football there?
Also, Wake Forest finally lost last weekend. Maybe Tru(e) gets a chance?