Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 27, 2018

“It’s been too long! I have no interest in talking to you. Goodbye!”

P1, But he really is!

P2, So, he can play baseball, even if it’s as a walk-on. Tell him to quit whining.

P3, Still coaching at Milford? Loser!

P3 “State U” what state are we talking about?? Looks like they draw about 2000 fans (for the big games, if any) based upon the size of the bleachers

Gil Thorp the coach? No no I was looking for Gil Thorp the floral designer!

In all reality , Break out the BLING , Congratulations Kevin for getting accepted by the U !

The Gil Thorp that locked his kids in the closet 27 years ago?

Does having a 3.5 GPA preclude being a lunkhead?

Counselor Marion Wormer continues to bask with her moment in the sun…..

P1- I was at the Food King and saw the most sensual cucumber.

P2- You can take your thumb out of my a@* anytime now GilPa.

P3- State U. Assistant Hitting Coach, Quality Control: It’s been too long. We haven’t heard from you since you steered that QB who wanted to drive to Hawaii to Wake.

Shouldn’t Coach Gil be looking at his player’s grades before and during the season?

Oooooo-kay…

So, I guess we can forget about the “if he doesn’t bring his grades up to speed, he can’t play baseball” angle.

He acts like he’s never spoken to a state champion before.

P-3: Reminds me of an old Soupy Sales Joke: Are you THE Soupy Sales? You mean there’s another?

Nobody would call it State U. People say, “I went to State”, and you assume it’s the state you live in, and adding “university” is rather dumb.

P2: After talking with Gil for a few minutes, she feels the need to check her own pulse to make sure she hasn’t died of boredom yet.

Pretending??

I work at State, and I don’t recognize that guy in P3.

I never knew the Addams Family was from Milford. I see that Morticia and Thing are working in the counseling office.

Lumpy Rutherford wanted to go to State U, but his grades were lacking.

In all reality , We thought he could get into the State U of Liberty and he did and another thing that 3.5 GPA is on a 5 point scale .

P3: “THE Gil Thorp? from Modern Family? I love that show! You’re funny as heck when you’re on it!”

Wally Cleaver went to State. So did Ken, Barbie’s boyfriend. So did I, come to think of it.

In all reality , is State U located in Statesville ,located in Joliet IL ? The Blues Brothers Elmo and Jake did 3 to 5 years there before their release/graduation .

“How many times have I told you only to use my middle name of Gil? You know what’s it’s like named The? (Those crazy parents of mine…”)