Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 09, 2019

Maybe Gil does want to see it, since he’s bankrolling the whole operation.

Dude it’s January 9th already – change that calendar in P3!

P1, If only someone had thought to put that up before Gil’s kids disappeared.

P2, Is Mop Man moonlighting at the Milford Star? Look at that floor!

P3, Uh-oh, did the shower tapes somehow end up on the internet?

P1 Sometimes I think this strip moves at warp speed. Is it me, or did any see Billboard 1.0 & 2.0. What did I miss, if anything??P2 Don’t you hate the “I told you so” kind of people?

In all reality , P2 , Don’t Call Me Chief !

P 3 , Look Kaz if it’s the photos of Mimi that are on Facebook or the U Tube video of her and the football having a pool party, I’ve been there ,done that, in all reality .

First ask the question—then knock them over with the answer. Boom! What a set up!

has anyone else gone to robbyreport.com?

This strip will rebrand as “Coach Kaz” by February (January in P3).

P2- Wearing you glasses above your hairline? That’s Chief Douchbag to you evil Matt Shaw twin. If GilPa is fired/retired, who takes over, JV basketball coach Roy Gillen?

What, this is the first time somebody wanted to fire Gil? Granted, he is the only coach in school history, but the next billboard will say “You are what your record says you are – B.Parcells/A. Einstein”

I hate it when a creator puts in a URL and then is too lazy to actually put something up at that site.

P4: “it’s some video that I captured in the showers”

I read this last night on the Seattle site before this was posted. In P3, Gil and Kaz are wearing matching red button-downs. Talk about embarrassing.

P4: “hey Gil….do you have any pictures of Mimi naked?….would you like to see some?”

“Don’t die fired like I did. Sincerely, Joe Paterno.” Strange email …you’re a sick man, Kaz.

If Gil gets fired, he’ll have more time to spend with his missing kids! O<|];o)

Oh, no, not again. After 1 a.m. Central time and no new strip. I did, however, just realize that the editor of the Milford Star must be known as “The Skunk.”