This completely normal exchange that takes place every day in the supermarket (usually without the “You go, girl!” which makes no sense at all), brought to you by…
P 2.5 (Dubster in valley girl voice): “… so, like then, I like grabbed this b!tch by her ponytail and like pulled her to the floor and told her ‘ the back of the line is like over there you fat cow’ and people in line are like laughing and clapping going ‘you like go girl’…giggle…”
I guess Keri wasn’t kidding about not running over the summer. Or doing anything. She’s walking like an 80-year-old at the mall. And speaking of walking, you should be walking over to Mopped Up Thorp right about now.
P-1: Whigs is having a good day, it looks like a giant Paul Revere aboard his horse. The bovine fewmit is coming, the bovine fewmit is about to hit the windmill.
That kid with Marfan 24 days ago
Keri found a way to escape this strip through a hole in the fence.
Mr Reality 24 days ago
In all reality, hey Hank add some You Know You Knows to spice up the dialogue !
tkers70 24 days ago
Why didn’t the blonde girl drink her orange juice? Because the bottle said concentrate.
jayesquire 24 days ago
Riveting sports-themed dialogue, HB. Just riveting !!!!
bearwku82 24 days ago
Wasted days and wasted nights.
I have left for you behind.
For you don’t belong to me.
Your heart belongs to someone else.
Don’t forget Snarkers, Dottie Drama is also a cheerleader.
Billy Bodkin 24 days ago
I can’t think of a reason why this story could end up funny.
noah3489 24 days ago
BLAH BLAH BLAH ….. OH WOW … WTF
Irish53 24 days ago
P 4 (DW): " …you can’t be under the bleachers with those guys during practice…"
James St. John Smythe 24 days ago
Less talking, more running people.
Gil-doh! 24 days ago
Still no idea what sport the girls are conditioning for. Maybe power walking based on P1 technique?
Gil-doh! 24 days ago
P2.5 “Your pretty smelling @ss got wide over the summer, Dotty.”
Twainrdr 24 days ago
P-1: See Gil Doh above.
P-2: Keri wasn’t expecting STD symptoms, so soon.
P-3: Drat, I wanted to hear the punch line.
P-4: Don’t worry, Keri. We know you and To-be will both make the school’s Croquet Teams.
Ignatz Premium Member 23 days ago
This completely normal exchange that takes place every day in the supermarket (usually without the “You go, girl!” which makes no sense at all), brought to you by…
artegal 23 days ago
“You go, girl?” The 1990’s called; they want their lingo back.
lemonbaskt 23 days ago
meanwhile the top bunk is rocking
lemonbaskt 23 days ago
does the old geezer coach with no name have a golf cart to keep up with them
Irish53 23 days ago
P 2.5 (Dubster in valley girl voice): “… so, like then, I like grabbed this b!tch by her ponytail and like pulled her to the floor and told her ‘ the back of the line is like over there you fat cow’ and people in line are like laughing and clapping going ‘you like go girl’…giggle…”
Mopman 23 days ago
I guess Keri wasn’t kidding about not running over the summer. Or doing anything. She’s walking like an 80-year-old at the mall. And speaking of walking, you should be walking over to Mopped Up Thorp right about now.
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troilus Premium Member 23 days ago
Medic…
Klubble 23 days ago
Keri fell asleep during the story.
Twainrdr 23 days ago
P-2: Take another look at the tree line. Does “Oh, wow” refer to the giant Praying Mantis about to attack Debbie? Maybe this will be a good story.
Twainrdr 23 days ago
P-1: Whigs is having a good day, it looks like a giant Paul Revere aboard his horse. The bovine fewmit is coming, the bovine fewmit is about to hit the windmill.
Twainrdr 23 days ago
Oh, oh, here’s another plot possibility: The Dr. only aborted one fetus, and it’s twin just broke Keri’s water.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham 23 days ago
“But, uh, not drop dead funny…”
tomcervo 23 days ago
“It’s funny, because I’m still transitioning!”