Herman by Jim Unger for April 27, 2020

“OK, but my dog walking charge is as high as your visit fee and more frequent.”

“… because it’s obvious that I don’t walk … or exercise.”

Physician – heal thyself.

Overweight patient, “My problem is that obesity runs in my family.”

Doctor, “I looks like your problem is nobody runs in your family.”

Take my two dogs and call me when you’re ten miles away.

Ummm looks like the doc needs the exercise also….

A doctor says to a man, “You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.” Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, “How is your love life since you have been running?” “I don’t know, I’m 140 miles away!”

When a patient would suggest joining a gym to get more exercise, one of the doctors in Hopkins Cardiology department would write the address of the local SPCA on a prescription pad, and hand it to his patients.

“Go out and adopt a dog. You can ignore a gym membership, but you have to take the dog out twice a day. You’ll save the dog’s life and the dog will save yours.”

That’s the pot calling the kettle black!!!

At least someone in the Doc’s family will get exercise.