Act 8:36 And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? Act 8:37 And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.
It’s so much more likely it’s the other way around… small woman gets married to a larger, overbearing man who had been nice during courting but turns out to think he owns her after the marriage is sealed.
As a lapse catholic, how dam stupid of the priest to make that mistake! Why should be up to the couples rectify the error, just get Pope Frankie to issue a degree to verbalize the lapse baptisms
This made me think of a very old Dear Abby letter:
Many years before, as a bride about to say “I do,” the letter writer spoke up when the preacher asked if there were any objections. She said, “I won’t marry him, because he promised he wouldn’t take another drink, and just now I smelled liquor on his breath.” All this in front of a big crowd, big church wedding, etc., but she said her father backed her up completely. Fast forward to the present: she wrote that she’d been very happily married to a different man for the last 50 years.
Moral of the story (to the groom in the cartoon): “Get out while you still can, man!”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good luck, pal. Have a nice life with her.
suv2000 over 2 years ago
He decided to marry your maid Of honor
C over 2 years ago
You had half an hour to read the writing on the wall
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I don’t think even my uncle would go out with her!
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Based on recent news about the wording of baptism rites being valid, it is time for him to check the priest’s wording carefully.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/14/us/catholic-priest-baptisms-phoenix.html
John Barleycorn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Better never than late with this one!
abucksworth Premium Member over 2 years ago
So, run. Run fast, run silent, run deep, but run! Run for your life!
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Ah, yes. His future in a single comment. Those flowers look deadly in her hands.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Well? … Speak now or forever hold your peace.
rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago
She was born late, and graduated late. Now if she is late for her own funeral, she’ll have a complete set!
dflak over 2 years ago
I told my wife, “Meet me at the corner of X Street and Y Street (the church) at 2 PM. Wear white.”
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
A blushing bride? No, that looks more like anger.
Baucuva over 2 years ago
Should be a nice short marriage.
YippiKiAyMofo over 2 years ago
Her name is Frank.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Run now….last chance…
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I wondered what had happened to my buddy’s ex.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nothing, Dear. And my – it was sure worth the wait!
Hatter over 2 years ago
She’s a real keeper.
Mediatech over 2 years ago
My ex was always late. I think she had her own Time Zone.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Takes time to trowel on the makeup you know.. best you get used to it.
Marko56 over 2 years ago
…and so it begins.
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
RUN!
CountryGal over 2 years ago
My ex-husband and I were both late to our wedding. LOL.
mitchel.farr over 2 years ago
Act 8:36 And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? Act 8:37 And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 2 years ago
“….get used to it!! It takes longer than you might think to look THIS beautiful!!”
Jujeebean over 2 years ago
I like the bouquet that looks like the corona virus
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
He already got married, and thankfully not to her.
chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s so much more likely it’s the other way around… small woman gets married to a larger, overbearing man who had been nice during courting but turns out to think he owns her after the marriage is sealed.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
As a lapse catholic, how dam stupid of the priest to make that mistake! Why should be up to the couples rectify the error, just get Pope Frankie to issue a degree to verbalize the lapse baptisms
bobgreenwade over 2 years ago
My response would’ve been: “So… I’m outta here.”
(I grew up with that attitude in the house; I neither need nor want it around any other part of my life.)
Ukko wilko over 2 years ago
With 30 minutes to escape… he deserves what he gets.
theoldidahofox over 2 years ago
A fine beginning.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
This made me think of a very old Dear Abby letter:
Many years before, as a bride about to say “I do,” the letter writer spoke up when the preacher asked if there were any objections. She said, “I won’t marry him, because he promised he wouldn’t take another drink, and just now I smelled liquor on his breath.” All this in front of a big crowd, big church wedding, etc., but she said her father backed her up completely. Fast forward to the present: she wrote that she’d been very happily married to a different man for the last 50 years.
Moral of the story (to the groom in the cartoon): “Get out while you still can, man!”
washatkc Premium Member over 2 years ago
RUN! I do kills a relationship