Them’s fighting words in most marriages .
It’s not allowed to mess with someone beyond your own “catchweight” …oh, weight, uum, wait…
Sounds about right
And I don’t know half of you half as well as I would like.
And yet he sleeps with all of her, assuming there’s a bed that will hold them.
Judging by the picture, he’s not married to even half of her!
Both my wife and I are over 6 feet tall. When we first met, we were a combined 270 pounds.
Each of us has put on another half person in the past 60 years.
Oh yeah? I could say the same for you, Mr. Whale!
Other than her teeth, she’s not the same at all anymore.
Good thing you have that pot. Handy for self-defense.
“Yeah, well you’re not half the man you used to be”
It looks like he is the cook so he’s part to blame.
My wife has lost 30 pounds since I married her. But, then, I AM the cook.
Ouch!
What is that supposed to mean?
The key words are….one time?
Four times more to love.
Sorry no refunds.
Yow! From 100 to 400 lbs?! Time to bale, Herman. Past time, in fact.
One thing sure, she can no longer claim to be your better half.
that’s cruel!
“True, but that one quarter is still here.”
Yesterday. She was half the woman she used to be!
The pot calling the kettle black.
me too, in like 4th grade, now one of my legs weighs more than that…..
There’s a math word problem for fifth graders.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
kingdiamond69 over 2 years ago
Them’s fighting words in most marriages .
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
It’s not allowed to mess with someone beyond your own “catchweight” …oh, weight, uum, wait…
C over 2 years ago
Sounds about right
Chalres over 2 years ago
And I don’t know half of you half as well as I would like.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
And yet he sleeps with all of her, assuming there’s a bed that will hold them.
Stocky One over 2 years ago
Judging by the picture, he’s not married to even half of her!
dflak over 2 years ago
Both my wife and I are over 6 feet tall. When we first met, we were a combined 270 pounds.
Each of us has put on another half person in the past 60 years.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Oh yeah? I could say the same for you, Mr. Whale!
drycurt over 2 years ago
Other than her teeth, she’s not the same at all anymore.
rshive over 2 years ago
Good thing you have that pot. Handy for self-defense.
mindjob over 2 years ago
“Yeah, well you’re not half the man you used to be”
R Humble over 2 years ago
It looks like he is the cook so he’s part to blame.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
My wife has lost 30 pounds since I married her. But, then, I AM the cook.
jconnors3954 over 2 years ago
Ouch!
paranormal over 2 years ago
What is that supposed to mean?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
The key words are….one time?
sandflea over 2 years ago
Four times more to love.
Mediatech over 2 years ago
Sorry no refunds.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yow! From 100 to 400 lbs?! Time to bale, Herman. Past time, in fact.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
One thing sure, she can no longer claim to be your better half.
Ms Max Premium Member over 2 years ago
that’s cruel!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
“True, but that one quarter is still here.”
Jim Kerner over 2 years ago
Yesterday. She was half the woman she used to be!
chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago
The pot calling the kettle black.
dollarduke over 2 years ago
me too, in like 4th grade, now one of my legs weighs more than that…..
PoochFan over 2 years ago
There’s a math word problem for fifth graders.