Herman by Jim Unger for June 04, 2022

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    kingdiamond69  over 2 years ago

    Them’s fighting words in most marriages .

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    It’s not allowed to mess with someone beyond your own “catchweight” …oh, weight, uum, wait…

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Sounds about right

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    Chalres  over 2 years ago

    And I don’t know half of you half as well as I would like.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    And yet he sleeps with all of her, assuming there’s a bed that will hold them.

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    Stocky One  over 2 years ago

    Judging by the picture, he’s not married to even half of her!

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    Both my wife and I are over 6 feet tall. When we first met, we were a combined 270 pounds.

    Each of us has put on another half person in the past 60 years.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Oh yeah? I could say the same for you, Mr. Whale!

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    drycurt  over 2 years ago

    Other than her teeth, she’s not the same at all anymore.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Good thing you have that pot. Handy for self-defense.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    “Yeah, well you’re not half the man you used to be”

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    R Humble  over 2 years ago

    It looks like he is the cook so he’s part to blame.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My wife has lost 30 pounds since I married her. But, then, I AM the cook.

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    jconnors3954  over 2 years ago

    Ouch!

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    What is that supposed to mean?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The key words are….one time?

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    sandflea  over 2 years ago

    Four times more to love.

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    Mediatech  over 2 years ago

    Sorry no refunds.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yow! From 100 to 400 lbs?! Time to bale, Herman. Past time, in fact.

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    One thing sure, she can no longer claim to be your better half.

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    Ms Max Premium Member over 2 years ago

    that’s cruel!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 2 years ago

    “True, but that one quarter is still here.”

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    Jim Kerner  over 2 years ago

    Yesterday. She was half the woman she used to be!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The pot calling the kettle black.

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    dollarduke  over 2 years ago

    me too, in like 4th grade, now one of my legs weighs more than that…..

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    PoochFan  over 2 years ago

    There’s a math word problem for fifth graders.

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