Herman by Jim Unger for July 30, 2022

Since he’s wearing a wet suit, he might as well use it.

Well suited

Well he knows how he plays. So he came ready.

When I played golf years ago, my ball found water hazards pretty regularly, so I finally invested in a telescoping ball retriever. Sadly, it saw regular use. Perhaps that’s one reason I haven’t played golf in 30 years.

You don’t always have to play the ball where it lies. You CAN take a drop you know.

He doesn’t want to lose (any of) his balls.

Just aim for the water.

He’s ready for anything…..

His score is underwater

He obviously never met me.

Self-fulfilling prophecy. Prepare for it hard enough, you’ll find a way to make it happen.

Hope this isn’t Florida. Some of the water hazards have alligators.

Always be prepared.

Golf balls and water are attracted to each other like super strong magnets.

Former Boy Scout?

Check out Bottomliners – Thurs 8- 28- water hazards drying’ up gag…also funny

Nd for the sand traps he brought a camel.

He has a “fluid swing”.

I used to jog around a golf course and went across a bridge over a small pond where I could look down and see the balls littering the bottom. Occasionally some guy would come out with a long handled net and scoop them out. Then I’d watch the balls accumulate once more, ad infinitum….such is the rhythm of golf.

Either that or it is scheduled to rain like a monsoon!

Just call him Aquaman.

Other than a pretty strong grip, he looks like he knows what he’s doing.

I always felt I should have a Sherpa guide, leading me on treks through the woods, when I first started playing. Now, I can get by with a good weed-wacker.