Herman by Jim Unger for November 10, 2022

Three guesses

armpits

Chicken

Tofu.

Why don’t you ask the frogs picketing out front in the wheelchairs?

All natural ingredients. Non GMO. No additives.

Do you have a psychedelic frogs?

Based on the flavor and texture, they are made of fish-flavored chicken.

Next, she is going to ask about the Buffalo Wings.

Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, phosphorus, sodium, calcium, potassium, chlorine, sulfur, magnesium ….

do you have to be toad??

Parts is parts

That’s like who’s buried in Grants tomb?

They’re genuine imitation crab meat.

Gluten free.

Well, she has tried the Welch Rabbit ;-)

The back end of a frog??

it’s a complicated explanation but it starts with flies and tiny minnows and other things found around a pond that go down the frog’s throat, through the digestive system and, the processed nourishment that results is drawn into the blood and circulated around the body until it is pulled out by the muscular cells in the two jumpy things at the backend. Would you like them fried or baked?

Sadly this is the same woman that was squeezing the rolls in For Better or Worse.

She asks all the tough questions.

I like the look on the waiter’s face.

Frog…

Given the history of “extra virgin olive oil” and “tuna” and “hamburger” and other things, it’s a valid question.

“Cuisses de grenouilles and assorted associated herbs.”

Amphibians.

Think baby oil.

All natural ingredients…..

Have you seen the price of frog legs? Imitation might be a good option

Are they free range?

Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee at the time I read this, it would have been clean-up at the laptop.

Don’t worry, they taste like chicken.

Same thing crab meat is made of

Chicken!

LOLOL — Love the look on the waiter’s face

Chicken!

Random musings:

“Sorry, lady, it’s just what it sounds like — it ain’t a euphemism.”

Maybe she’s used to asking what the chicken nuggets are made of — I always wonder about that.

If it’s at McDonald’s, cardboard