“There’s a special on mint juleps.”
He could always order a Martini with four olives.
The gin is down in the dressings bin. If you don’t see one there, ask.
Go a bit easy on the lettuce.
British salad bar?
The name is Bond … Jim Bond. Change that to “vodka” and don’t stir in the lettuce.
And hold the lettuce.
The first in a ten step program to better health.
Make mine a double!
Have a tomato daiquiri.
And hold the mayo.
…and an olive.
“With a twist of tomato…”
How about a nice Virgin Mary with extra celery?
Oh come now, what a dolt. Everyone knows that you put melted Häagen-Dazs on your lettuce. It looks just like ranch when melted and you have you gin in a glass to go with it.
Sippin’ on gin and lettuce, laid back
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind
- Young / Broadus / Webster / Washington / Adams / Arrington / Turner / Casey / Finch
Special on Caesars.
Two olives, no vermouth, and surprise me with the dressing…
Interesting salad.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
DIY Dogmatic Dunderheaded Doomsday Doggerel over 1 year ago
“There’s a special on mint juleps.”
allen@home over 1 year ago
He could always order a Martini with four olives.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
The gin is down in the dressings bin. If you don’t see one there, ask.
rshive over 1 year ago
Go a bit easy on the lettuce.
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
British salad bar?
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
The name is Bond … Jim Bond. Change that to “vodka” and don’t stir in the lettuce.
bobpeters61 over 1 year ago
And hold the lettuce.
jonescientific over 1 year ago
The first in a ten step program to better health.
Linguist over 1 year ago
Make mine a double!
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Have a tomato daiquiri.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
And hold the mayo.
EMGULS79 over 1 year ago
…and an olive.
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
“With a twist of tomato…”
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about a nice Virgin Mary with extra celery?
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh come now, what a dolt. Everyone knows that you put melted Häagen-Dazs on your lettuce. It looks just like ranch when melted and you have you gin in a glass to go with it.
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Sippin’ on gin and lettuce, laid back
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind
- Young / Broadus / Webster / Washington / Adams / Arrington / Turner / Casey / Finch
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Special on Caesars.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Two olives, no vermouth, and surprise me with the dressing…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
Interesting salad.