Let me frame this proposition for you, it’s right up my alley. How does that strike you, dear? Can you spare me for an hour or two? Maybe I’ll even get some turkey while I am out. I promise you I will not wind up in the gutter.
According to my brother, he would occasionally walk down the hill to the corner store for cigarettes. On the journey, he would a pass a House Of Ill Repute . His wife would give him a twenty. She would then demand to see change on return.
Stupidity number one is the way he’s hiding the bowling ball. Stupidity number two is telling his wife that he’s going to the bowling alley for a candy bar. This genius isn’t going anywhere tonight.
Limpid Lizard over 1 year ago
Stupid. He could simply use one of the balls at the alley.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
“What hump?”
Joung Frankenstein, Mel Brooks, 1974
C over 1 year ago
She might have a hunch about the plan here
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
OK Quasi.
Dirty Dragon over 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csGhMQoQms
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
At home, with Mr. and Mrs, Igor. He’s headmaster at school. They have a son they call Baby Humpling.
seanfear over 1 year ago
The hunchback of Alley-dame
rshive over 1 year ago
The people in my bowling league would look at me funny.
skirchner over 1 year ago
What hump?
Ace 66 over 1 year ago
He should see Dr Pimple Popper instead, that’s one hell of a lypoma or is that a cyst.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
He must be using cartoon physics to keep the bowling ball up on his shoulder.
dlkrueger33 over 1 year ago
She should answer, “Have fun, Quasimodo”.
Just-me over 1 year ago
I don’t think he’s a quasi modo. He’s a full on modo.
dflak over 1 year ago
Let me frame this proposition for you, it’s right up my alley. How does that strike you, dear? Can you spare me for an hour or two? Maybe I’ll even get some turkey while I am out. I promise you I will not wind up in the gutter.
phredturner over 1 year ago
Candi Barr was a famous stripper
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
….like she doesn’t know? ☺️☺️
timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Him wearing his bowling shows might be further giveaway.
Greyhame over 1 year ago
According to my brother, he would occasionally walk down the hill to the corner store for cigarettes. On the journey, he would a pass a House Of Ill Repute . His wife would give him a twenty. She would then demand to see change on return.
Yes, this was a long time ago.
Webby_dog over 1 year ago
It’s the hunchback of noterdame
edstiles over 1 year ago
Sometimes honesty is not the best policy.
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
“I’m taking my bowling ball out for some fresh air.”
russef over 1 year ago
IGOR!
ekke over 1 year ago
Eye-gore!
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
And he’ll have a ball.
T... over 1 year ago
Hunchback of Notre Bowling Alley…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Quasimodo’s competition.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stupidity number one is the way he’s hiding the bowling ball. Stupidity number two is telling his wife that he’s going to the bowling alley for a candy bar. This genius isn’t going anywhere tonight.
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is another one that is probably just dumb, but I got a good laugh out of it. Thanks.
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The hunchback of lane 5