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It’s a long story, but we did have a full immersion baptism performed in our pool. That’s how I wound up with 14,000 gallons of holy water in by backyard.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
… the baby’s name gotta be “free”
Cornelius Noodleman almost 2 years ago
Mom says when they baptized my brother the sky went dark.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Last name “Romance?”
MayCauseBurns almost 2 years ago
Lance Uppercut
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
“Are you allowed to reassign surnames? The name ‘Lipschitz’ never appealed to me.”
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
Maybe his last name is Boyle.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
and while you’re at it can you change mine to Dirk Diggler.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
And then be notified, “Lance … you are NOT the father!”
dflak almost 2 years ago
This reminds me of those words of wisdom, “Never try to baptize a cat.”
dflak almost 2 years ago
It’s a long story, but we did have a full immersion baptism performed in our pool. That’s how I wound up with 14,000 gallons of holy water in by backyard.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
With the size of him he has to go with Lancealot.
DawnQuinn1 almost 2 years ago
Did they name your brother Damien?
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And how bad do you want that – A LOT
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Minister: You need a lawyer for that!
WCraft almost 2 years ago
Good thing he didn’t say “call me an Uber”
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
He’s showing a lot of noncha’lance’ toward the ceremony of baptism.
mindjob almost 2 years ago
Just don’t jump out a 10th story window with a noose around your neck
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 2 years ago
Sprinkle him!!
T... almost 2 years ago
Yeah but you’re Jewish…