Herman by Jim Unger for May 30, 2023

Time for a counter move

Your just having coffee!

Come on honey tell him. That’s a stool you twit.

Call the men in white coats.

It’s a very short bistro table.

Somebody said to him “Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.”

These were the only empty seats he could find.

(forehead slap) Putz…..

OY!

Economies of scale.

Having coffee after many shots and beers!

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer (as sung by George Thorogood)

Been there done that.

“I do, but you will have to sit on that table to reach the bigger table above you.”

Next customer comes in and points to the guy on the floor and says: “I’ll have whatever he’s drinking”…

This understated comedy is why I love Herman!

At least he doesn’t need to worry about falling off the stool. He’s already on the floor.

Perfect for Tapas

Just when you think customers couldn’t get any dumber, in walks this guy.

He wanted a seat at the table not a seat as a table.

No tatami mat on the floor by the table at the local izakaya?

Whups, guess it’s a barstool. [hic]

: )