Herman by Jim Unger for December 24, 2023

Because some things you really ought to work for yourself. Besides while I am magical, don’t forget the fact I’m semi-imaginary. Maybe even more than half.

“Yo Yo Yo” Is this guy a New Jersey Santa?

Santa may want to work on an alternative to fossil fuels.

That’s not what kids want at all. It might be what some of their parents want for them, though.

These days, kids are just not satisfied with “two front teeth.” And my grandfather liked to tell us how, as a child, he was thrilled to get an orange in his Christmas stocking.

Here’s a wish for Christmas: one full year where kids can go to and from school SAFELY. (please?)

Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas!

This one is worth saving and reprinting next November.

Good on you, Kid. Excellent very pointed questions.

From the mouths of babes comes wisdom beyond their years.

How about massive unionization, a labor party, and a proletarian-led revolution, Santa?

Merry Christmas everyone! ☺️

Petitioning the wrong entity — case dismissed for incorrect venue with no jurisdiction. You might try Congress, kid — but tie a rope around your waist first, as currents are running strong and deep…

…and in the wrong direction.

Because the billionaires don’t care about children. Or the Earth.

That’s not necessarily what kids want; it is, however what they need.

That’s what government is for, so blame them.

These a good questions for our leaders, maybe less on free weapons and more on the care of the future generations.

“Father Christmas, give us some money. Don’t mess around with those silly toys” The Kinks

…and don’t you also want whirled peas??

If he wants coal, so much for the clean environment