Because some things you really ought to work for yourself. Besides while I am magical, don’t forget the fact I’m semi-imaginary. Maybe even more than half.
These days, kids are just not satisfied with “two front teeth.” And my grandfather liked to tell us how, as a child, he was thrilled to get an orange in his Christmas stocking.
Petitioning the wrong entity — case dismissed for incorrect venue with no jurisdiction. You might try Congress, kid — but tie a rope around your waist first, as currents are running strong and deep…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 10 months ago
Because some things you really ought to work for yourself. Besides while I am magical, don’t forget the fact I’m semi-imaginary. Maybe even more than half.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
“Yo Yo Yo” Is this guy a New Jersey Santa?
Mediatech 10 months ago
Santa may want to work on an alternative to fossil fuels.
Charles 10 months ago
That’s not what kids want at all. It might be what some of their parents want for them, though.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
These days, kids are just not satisfied with “two front teeth.” And my grandfather liked to tell us how, as a child, he was thrilled to get an orange in his Christmas stocking.
ddl297 10 months ago
Here’s a wish for Christmas: one full year where kids can go to and from school SAFELY. (please?)
monya_43 10 months ago
Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas!
dflak 10 months ago
This one is worth saving and reprinting next November.
sandpiper 10 months ago
Good on you, Kid. Excellent very pointed questions.
From the mouths of babes comes wisdom beyond their years.
Local 574 Premium Member 10 months ago
How about massive unionization, a labor party, and a proletarian-led revolution, Santa?
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Merry Christmas everyone! ☺️
Honey, the butter-rubbed lard treats are ready! 10 months ago
Petitioning the wrong entity — case dismissed for incorrect venue with no jurisdiction. You might try Congress, kid — but tie a rope around your waist first, as currents are running strong and deep…
…and in the wrong direction.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 10 months ago
Because the billionaires don’t care about children. Or the Earth.
smoore47 10 months ago
That’s not necessarily what kids want; it is, however what they need.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
That’s what government is for, so blame them.
Moore 1 10 months ago
These a good questions for our leaders, maybe less on free weapons and more on the care of the future generations.
ars731 10 months ago
“Father Christmas, give us some money. Don’t mess around with those silly toys” The Kinks
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
…and don’t you also want whirled peas??
PaulGoes 10 months ago
If he wants coal, so much for the clean environment