To many modern-day primates freshly down from the trees, he has the advantage of a natural born leader — he can see waaaaay far, above the tips of grass, for any predators.
Given the way his patient has kept him in golf club memberships and ski trips over the years from all his constant sore throats, the Doc should give the break and provide a free tonsillectomy, if it’s ever needed.
sirbadger 10 months ago
This makes pullups easier, because you can get your head above the bar without much effort.
cracker65 10 months ago
No one will ever call him no neck
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
He’s always sticking his neck out…………….
M2MM 10 months ago
*SNERK!!! LMAO XD
Imagine 10 months ago
There’s a bright side to everything.
Ubintold 10 months ago
At least he’ll be head above a lot of people.
Dirty Dragon 10 months ago
Andy Gump was very popular, good look.
electricshadow Premium Member 10 months ago
“Well, I don’t enjoy having to wait an hour to know if my stomach’s full because the food takes so long to get there.”
A# 466 10 months ago
Mmmm … Beer!
hans Premium Member 10 months ago
His father was a giraffe..
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
He is probably mocked and ostrich-cized.
dallenboston 10 months ago
pencil neck geek, very rare
Nebuchadnezzar Scrood's Tannin Garden of BabbleOn 10 months ago
To many modern-day primates freshly down from the trees, he has the advantage of a natural born leader — he can see waaaaay far, above the tips of grass, for any predators.
sandpiper 10 months ago
The epitome of the term pencil-necked geek
pathamil 10 months ago
I wouldn’t like it. Average doors in the U.S. are 6 foot 8 inches…
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
Not that way, though!
rshive 10 months ago
If one watches NCAA wrestling (unlimited class), one can see some very large people.
monya_43 10 months ago
He wants to be head and shoulders above others, not just the head.
mindjob 10 months ago
He’s upset because his dream of being a professional wrestler went kaput
Calvins Brother 10 months ago
Bet he can turn his head 360°.
andersjg Premium Member 10 months ago
A little breeze and he’s a bobblehead.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Hey Stretch, weren’t you just over at Cornered?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 10 months ago
The funniest thing I’ve seen this morning.
bobpeters61 10 months ago
The latest contrived superhero: Giraffe Man.
Nebuchadnezzar Scrood's Tannin Garden of BabbleOn 10 months ago
Given the way his patient has kept him in golf club memberships and ski trips over the years from all his constant sore throats, the Doc should give the break and provide a free tonsillectomy, if it’s ever needed.