Herman by Jim Unger for April 10, 2024

If you changed my spots to stripes, I’d look taller.

“If you washed your face more regularly, you wouldn’t get so many blackheads!”

Doctors don’t necessarily make the best fashion consultants, but everybody’s got an opinion.

Very strange condition. Wonder what caused it? Spot welding without a mask?

So.. . treat the side effects and not the symptom

Looks like advanced measles

Dalmatian Disease.

Should’ve gone with polka dots.

He spotted the problem right away

That is his diagnosis for now. He’ll need to confer with another doctor to get more information than that.

Doctor: “Eww! Those stripes don’t go with your malady.”

Duck hunting with Dick Cheney?

He’s on the spot with the doc.

Exactly! Even I know you never mix spots with stripes! Sheesh!!

I like plugger but on this one, what the?

Is his nick name buckshot?

“Yeah and I’d feel a lot better if I didn’t have any of these spots at all.”