Herman by Jim Unger for November 23, 2024

Long walks with no water. Less water in and less water out.

More humps per leg than any other breed

Careful, he’s a real humper!

That’s an island of Dr. Moreau cross.

It’s a desert breed. An Australian humpback. Or something like that.

Based on my observation, some dogs must have bladders the size of supertankers. My dog feels like he has to mark anything vagally vertical.

“What Day is it?”

A Bactrian Hound?

A dromedary doberman? No that’d be one hump. What hump?

Those humps can store up a lot of pee. Your walks will be quite long.

Healthier for the walker but not for anything growing along the way.

What humps?

Dog of the Dunes

A hound camel? Or a camel hound?

Um… well, nice try. I definitely see the humor. It did make me smile.

Still makes more sense than a Dachshund who have been inbred to the point where many suffer from congenital hip problems.

They are the ships of the sidewalks

And lots of pee-mail.

no waterbowl necessary!

Gobi desert getabout dog

Must be a designer dog.