Herman by Jim Unger for January 11, 2025

Next, he’ll give him a raise by putting pallets under his desk and chair.

So he didn’t get a pay rise, but remember…. “No noose is good news.”

He only wants to raise his employee’s perception, not his standard of living.

There is another option NSFW.

Good thing he didn’t admit to wanting to climb the corporate ladder.

I’d step up on the desk and . . . then step down into his lap. Once the yowling stopped, I’d tell him to put his raise where he used to sit. A guy who will stand up for himself will find another job. Just takes some looking.

Good original humor.

But if he gets down … doesn’t he lose his raise?

I’m sorry, I just don’t get this one.

I decline that promotion and raise you nothing

Halloween 2024: I went to the president of the agency that I work for (18.5 years) and asked for a $2.00 raise. I still haven’t heard an answer. He could have at least left a few weeks before and then sent me an email that said “no.”

I think Mr. Unger is getting ready for retirement.

He must be related to born loser’s boss.

Take this job and shove it!

how can he “get down” without some James Brown music?

that is more than what most of us have not received, not even a cost of living increase