Herman by Jim Unger for March 02, 2025

Pulling a fast one

Bring some for the guards so they’ll let you back in

Don’t forget the soft drinks.

And use their app for faster service.

Catsup and BBQ sauce for the fries.

Don’t forget the Horsey sauce.

It’s the criminal conspirators known as ‘The Onion Ring’.

He’ll need a tray for the drinks.

What do they want on them?

Better get plenty of Ketchup, Mustard, and Salt packets

Unclear on the concept. Once you leave, you don’t come back. Duh!

I don’t think he gets that escaping is a one-way trip. hat sized IQ.

No tacos? You guys need to do more time.

White house staff?

Are those cheeseburgers plain or with everything?

They gave him a list because last time he came back with Chinese food and everyone was hungry again 15 minutes later.

Very funny…..

Not everybody wants fries?

Prison life must be good, except for the food

I thought bird’s the word.

On second thought let’s see if they deliver.

The Great Escape And Shop.

Just call door dash

I think the funniest part, besides the intended joke, is actually getting all those people to agree on the type of food to be ordered. Getting my family to agree on a takeout order is exhausting.

That don’t add up to 787!

They serve those in the cafeteria sometimes, but there’s nothing like the ones from (insert favorite fast-food joint here).

most excellent

Finally a healthy meal.