Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for December 31, 2021

Something different this year!

They’re coming for our balls now

They’re keeping 2022 from happening!!! It’s Y2K all over again!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

From above: “There will be no ‘New Year’ for them.”

We are benevolent aliens. The last two years sucked. We’re saving you from 3 years in a row.

In NYC – “Abduct this, pal.”

A count-up? Not a count-down?

That’s not how to time travel.

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists was always afraid of.

PLEASE don’t rewind 2021!

Don’t beam up anyone without a mask Scotty!

Resistance is futile.

Kinda wimpy for a mothership, ain’t cha?

just like us, the aliens just want to have a ball…

Klatu Barata Nickto

I was a little slow on the uptake, on this one. Finally, with much contemplation, I figured it out. My year is starting out better!