Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 20, 2023

The first phone sex call.

Naked you say. What’s your address ?

They don’t make ‘em like they used to. There’s a lot here that applied to.

I’m surprised there’s no link to the original.

We’ll need your address of course to verify..

“What a coincidence, so am I.”

She can Model her T (and A) for me anytime.

Brilliant!

And the answer is: give me a moment…………….

Reminds me of an old girlfriend………ah………happy days.

I recognize all the items on the desk, AND I used to be a switchboard operator. I must really be old!

Alternate words: “Junior, it was certainly nice of my father to let us use his new enclosed Ford for our date — although it was quite cramped inside. Please remind me next time to clean my footprints off the inside headliner.”

That is an office worker, NOT a switchboard operator.

My take: she’s phoning Uber and thanking them for sending over a self-driving car.

After wife passed I’ve been going through all her crafts and the stuff of my mom’s. I found picture of my granddad, suit, tie and fedora speaking on candle stick phone in his office. Some kind of promotional photo, 1920’s ?

Office games never end well….but boy are they fun while they last!

And so it begins….

“Hello Senator? I just bought a car only to learn that women aren’t allowed to drive! That’s insane. Whadaya mean – “Then vote for someone who will change the laws” THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!! "

“Hello Travel Agency? I’ve got my hair covered and I’m wearing a dress that reveals nothing of my curves so I think I can survive a trip to Afghanistan now. Whadaya mean “can I read?” Of course I can! Oh. Still not safe then…?"

“Hello Operator? My husband told me to strengthen my grip and technique by practicing with this phone. Otherwise he’d just do the job himself. WHAT’S HE TALKING ABOUT???”

Any woman who ate right and exercised to maintain an attractive figure back then was just wasting their time. I’m guessing that women were in charge of the fashion industry – possibly “larger” women.

Person on phone: Okay, next question, what is your address?

“Hello, Carvana? About my order…..”

Me, too! Well, that’s all I wanted to ask. Thank you for your time.

Bhahahaa. Comments split between stuff on the desk and her. She needs to up her game to compete with a desk set?

Is this Ms. Olive Oil about your car warranty…….

My grandpa had one of those 1924 Fords. He only had one leg so he mastered the clutch using his crutch. Throttle was on the steering wheel so he only needed his one leg for the brake pedal. In response to her query…..I be nekkid too…if the wife would let me.xD

I’m naked under my clothes.

Fantastic dialogue, John!

“But the salesman down at ‘Honest John’s Car Lot’ said these cars were so reliable they didn’t NEED a warranty, so why would I buy an extended one?”

“Mr. Watson – Come here – I want to see you”… “To my delight he came…” The first obscene phone call March 10, 1876.