Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 30, 2023

I hope IT was worth it.

♪   Another one bites the dust

Did Dave find out what IT was?

She will ‘give up’ marital intimacy.

The curiosity kills the cat

worth the wait

“IT” is pretty impersonal. Seems “It” should have a better name. They need to work on that.

I hope he enjoys “it”, because he won’t get “it” again until the next super blue moon.

He thought she meant the movie based on Stephen King’s novel. He was mildly disappointed.

They’re going to get ‘It’, while the getting is good ;)

It’s her secret version of the secret KFC recipe.

“So that’s it? I thought it would be something really neat, like old baseball cards.”

As IF he didn’t know! LOL

His solution…..if we can have our honeymoon tonite…..I’ll marry you tomorrow!

It? It’s an axe? oh no! She’s an axe murderer!

These days maybe you don’t want to know what “it” is.

“It” won’t last. Ask any married guy.

Mazel tov!!!

Dave, a proud member of The Light Stepping Dance Fellas dance troupe, is destined for a night of disappointment. Live and learn Dave, live and learn.

She wouldn’t give up dating the football team until her wedding night. It made for an odd day.

She’s hiding her cousin It.

She’s going to be very disappointed.

This may not end well if neither of them knows what they’re doing.

One time my brother, Raymond, asked me if I would marry a woman that was not a virgin. I responded, “Well of course; one of us ought to know what we’re doing.”

And she certainly knew what she was doing….with lots of folks. Strange that in the end she pretty well lived alone.

Combination wedding night and gender reveal party!

You guys got it all wrong. She promised that if he married her, she would quit her job in Information Technology. Unfortunately, he’s unemployed, so her decision wasn’t practical. They are currently living in his Mom’s basement…

Years ago family was packed in the car to head out to dinner with my 16YO daughters boyfriend. Not sure how the discussion strayed but the boyfriend says "I can’t believe the mormans…they have to get married just so they get get it on ".

and I"m: Dude!!! Do you really need to talk about “getting it on” with your girlfriends dad sitting in the same vehicle?

It could be celibacy for sex or sex for celibacy

John, I think that “she got him good!”, as we used to say.