Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 13, 2024

A switch hitter?

Her: “ummm… what?”

WARNING WILL ROBINSON

ROCKY TIMES AHEAD.

With the change of a few letters, that actor’s name is ripe for crude parody as the name for a male stripper.

I like gay men, they’re so clean.

Great! Should I call and see if he’s available for a threesome?

Did you say huge, jacked man? Then we are thinking the same thing!

Sorry, not a match; she was thinking about Brad Pitt. (Today’s comic reminds me of that old game show The Newlywed Game.)

they don’t seem to be on the same page…

Hugh says it was bad enough having his likeness stapled on Ryan Reynold’s face in “Deadpool”. He’s not just a piece of meat with claws.

Oh I thought he said Jack Klugman ?

LOL!

Most women fantasize during seks……hmmmmmmm!

GAL: Honey – you’re foaming at the mouth again.

GUY: You think that maybe RFK was wrong when he advised me to not get rabies’ shots after that raccoon bit me? Grrrrrrrrr…

“Oh, you’re going to make such a good, gay friend.”

“I was thinking about Hungry Jack. I could go for some pancakes.”

“Ooh, wearing nothing but a coat of chocolate ganache!?!”

I see what Hugh did there.

I think she means Huge Jack Offman.

Who is Hugh Jackman?