I just get a kick watching those charlatans every Sunday morning, wearing those expensive suits and Rolex watches, and fleecing people out of their money!!!
I fell asleep watching TV several years ago. I awoke at a time when the only things on were infomercials and religious programs. There was a religious talk show on There were four well known televangelists on this show. They were talking about how much money they were making off the stupid gullible fans of their individual shows – until someone off camera told them to get back to discussing their charity programs.
But you get to keep the faith. Remember the prayer towel and the power water we sent you. All is good and the big man upstairs (my accountant Julius) loves you. Amen!
When you consider all the grifter televangelists, the Trump stooges like Falwell Jr., and Franklin Graham et al, is it really any wonder that “organized religion” is a dying breed?
Wasn’t there quite a while back where one televangelist needed (don’t remember the amount) dollars because something bad was going to happen if he didn’t meet his goal?
Here's Waldo over 3 years ago
The lord works in mysterious ways.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
So damned flipping true!
SHIVA over 3 years ago
I just get a kick watching those charlatans every Sunday morning, wearing those expensive suits and Rolex watches, and fleecing people out of their money!!!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
I hope all those people who left yesterday over religious jokes remember to leave today as well.
drycurt over 3 years ago
I fell asleep watching TV several years ago. I awoke at a time when the only things on were infomercials and religious programs. There was a religious talk show on There were four well known televangelists on this show. They were talking about how much money they were making off the stupid gullible fans of their individual shows – until someone off camera told them to get back to discussing their charity programs.
Doug M over 3 years ago
Good one, Dan!
LilyGilder over 3 years ago
Amen!
GiantShetlandPony over 3 years ago
Common, the Evangelical needs another jet.
Ontman over 3 years ago
And then there are the dangerous ones like Franklin Graham.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yep, it’s all about money for most of them
vics_machine Premium Member over 3 years ago
God needs money:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8hefESt7c
BDY over 3 years ago
The PTL strikes again.
JimValTen Premium Member over 3 years ago
But you get to keep the faith. Remember the prayer towel and the power water we sent you. All is good and the big man upstairs (my accountant Julius) loves you. Amen!
Linguist over 3 years ago
Pick-pocketing preachers prey on pious patsies!
ncorgbl over 3 years ago
Evangelicals are the ‘Modern Day Pharisees’.
We has seen the enemy over 3 years ago
Gotta pay for the mansion and private jet somehow.
jhroos over 3 years ago
When you consider all the grifter televangelists, the Trump stooges like Falwell Jr., and Franklin Graham et al, is it really any wonder that “organized religion” is a dying breed?
Csaw Backnforth over 3 years ago
Wasn’t there quite a while back where one televangelist needed (don’t remember the amount) dollars because something bad was going to happen if he didn’t meet his goal?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
These guys will take your money while looking you straight in the eye.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago
The televangelists prayer – ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3uXzAjmeI
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
And that is why I don’t use back pockets.
Dan Collins creator over 3 years ago
This is a really, really old one.
aussie399 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Its still weird how people still fall for those thieves