Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 25, 2021

They make good water balloons.

Not if they’re toxic.

Once you pop, you can’t stop.

Unfortunately, the axes just bounce right off of them.

Did they inherit any of the toxicity of this type of fish?

Do they have to be prepared and/or eaten in a special way?

“Endorsed” by Darius Rucker.

Ed is a veritable genius, how did he ever get the two to have coitus? – Oh wait, she must have been a real turkey to do that..

One important detail…. Blowfish can be hazardous to one’s health…

GMO

Turkeys are bred to be big. So, big in fact, that the kind that winds up on the dinner table can’t even step in and out of a coop. They would last only as long as the first predator spotted them in the wild.

Do NOT eat the liver!

I can see it now: The farmer chops the turkey’s neck and B-L-F-F-P-F-P-T the turkey flies around the barnyard backwards as it deflates…

Cross an owl with a blowfish and name it Hootie

Mutatered for the holiday season.

A genius idea for sure—evil genius, considering blowfish, at least certain kinds, can be poisonous.

Wait until you bite into the liver and get some tetrodotoxin…

Aim them right, and they will deliver themselves to the market.

He stole the idea from some guy named Hootie.

Until you use that axe. Then all the air comes out and they fly around the pasture backwards.

Should have crossed the turkey with tumble-weeds, which are non-toxic. :)

Could just buy two turkeys if one is too small.

Turfugu. That’s gonna require very delicate preparation.

specially crafted for t-day parades…

Does it come with it’s own pop-up thermometer?

Until you carve. Then watch out for the flying turkey parts!

dumb, dumb but dummy

Whoever does the carving better know what he is doing, very well…tetrodotoxin ya know.