Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 11, 2023

Careful how you answer that!!!

Vincent was Tupper-unaware.

It’s a trick, Vincent! That must be Hell!!!!

This reminds me of Harcourt Fenton Mudd and his wife Stella.

Marriage is not about “bliss and happiness”. Not long after the Honey Moon, Husband and Wife become implacable combatants over the slightest ill judged comment.

Tupperware’s stock crashed yesterday — down almost 50%.

She was a hoarder and very petty. She might need to be moved down a level..

I don’t think that is Heaven, Vincent. It may LOOK like it. Besides, Peter ain’t in charge. That verse has been widely misinterpreted.

Did Vincent marry my ex-wife? Nothing worse than a spouse who feels that they have to continually point out your flaws.

If he doesn’t remember, then he will be allowed in to suffer for eternity. If he handles the question well, he will be forbidden to come in and can enjoy bliss for eternity, in the actual heaven.

looks like Vincent got to enjoy life on Earth after the wife’s passing. With any luck he will be denied access to Heaven and while in hades he probably won’t think it’s that bad!

What about all of his stuff that she thinks is unnecessary to keep?

Love and marriage is what two people are willing to put up with the other…

But…it had her leftover meatloaf in it!

In the long run, I don’t think that’s important.

Vincent is thinking, really? Maybe anywhere is better if she’s not there.

Hell hath no fury like

I’ll just go to the basement.

Man, if that’s all it took, The Old Sarge would have been out of here long ago. He is the worst at recycling stuff we’re still using!

Sounds like wife #1 – a real grudge holder

oh jeez…he’s a goner…