Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 20, 2013

Sounds like Luann’s friends aren’t really each other’s friends.

Well, Bernice isn’t really anyone’s friend. She just..snarks at everybody.

You know, I’m really beginning to dislike Bernice. She looks too smug.

First of all, Delta does not enjoy helping others; she enjoys being the type of person that helps others.

Second, is Greg trying to set up that gay character storyline again? I thought he abandoned that when FBOFW did it first.

Well – We’re finally going to see some stuff come down with these two – which has long been requested by their fans. Delta is not one to dodge a dare. If there isn’t a secret boyfriend already – Delta will have to get to work. And Bernice better not get left in the dust.

bernice-greg’s vision of a goth girlalso the name of phil fish’s wife…

Remember, Delta has big plans including a succeeding run at the White House. The problem is women usually marry UP and Delta is so high up, she has nowhere to go but DOWN. Kinda like Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock…

The closest thing to a lesbian in this strip, is Anne Eiffel, who is definitely bi-sexual

Ann “hitting on” Bernice, June 19, 2002

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So, eating junk food ups your badass points?

Delta is doing what she can to rebut Bernice’s snarks, but it can never be enough when going up against a champion snarkist. I’m not sure Bernice is on solid ground in shifting the focus to boyfriends, however….

Delta? With a Boyfriend??

Hmmmmmm.

Lemme see: Didn’t Delta once have a CRUSH on some guy name “Miguel” or something? Only to have Luann TAKE Him Away?

……., Like She does EVERY "Cuddly-Cute Guy introduced in THIS Strip???

Whatever it is they are eating looks like there is a tongue flapping out of the end.

Bernice makes the classic mistake- she’s judging others’ lives by her own standards. If Delta doesn’t do what Bernice enjoys, then surely Delta doesn’t enjoy life. Bernice needs to learn that her viewpoint is narrow minded and self-involved.

@Donny WallaceHey its a comic not real life. The hood isn’t just black kids there’s all races there now. Maybe she doesn’t want to help just black kids maybe she wants to help everybody. Cuz even though your leaning heavily on them there are other minority. All races need help.

Am I the only one who just found this funny and a good tit for tat answer? :(

It is obvious where this is going, Bernice and Delta are going to become lovers.

Way to go Delta!!!

I just admire Bernice’s ability to handle the ‘oh my dog’ . . . lol . . . it’s alwyas the quite ones you have to watch out for.

People are taking this comic waaaay too seriously.

Delta is NOT good. She is tyrannical. There are none so evil as those who try to force others to be good.

When are these two going away? They are only good for a minor supporting role, if that.

Lots of browbeating…

Bernice is so snarky that she belongs in Funky Winkerbean.

I like that Bernice is trying to get Delta to lighten up a bit. No REAL person is as altruistic as Delta’s character has been drawn to be. She can be helpful and ambitious, just let her act a little more like a real teen girl.

You said it friend. Exactly right!

O heavens no. Archie didn’t introduce a gay character until FBOFW was well into reruns.

I like that it’s finally clear that Bernice is just snarky to everyone, not just Luann. She’s pretty smug for not having much going on in her own life.

@LeviticusI haven’t been reading this strip as long as you have. When exactly was it that Bernice was ‘fun’? I’ve only seen her as sarcastic, which is not my idea of fun.

volunteering other people to do projects you think up is not only rude but arrogant. First you ask, then you see what you get. Yep, Deltas gonna be a politician all right. I’m with Bernice on this one.

You guys take this to serious. Just enjoy the comic and quit trying to read sex into it. Or maybe you are so sex starved you have to have it in your comics.

Terrific response to the “You can’t eat..” barb, Delta.*To the next, just say, “And YOU are giving advice on boyfriends?”*I think a tall, dark, handsome stranger will appear in town, all the girls (including Delta) will fall for him. But he will be so focused on his career he will not even see them!

There you go, Delta. Feel those arteries slamming shut!! :)

In their own ways, both of these gals ain’t much fun. Bernice is a killjoy to Luann, now to Delta, and Delta is a killjoy to any fun-loving teen in the world! Lighten up, ladies!

Aw, I used to love Pat, wonderful character! Thanks for triggering my nostalgia!

You DID make me LOL with your picture! Everyone’s looking at me— oh no!

Serious question. Since I’m new here, I’ve been wondering what I have stumbled into. Do some here have a fanatical crush on luann despite being middle-aged men?

Bernice dated both Aaron and Gunther, but Mr. Evans had to stop that because Bernice was shown as being a lot more fun than Luann.^^Not to mention that Luann instantly stole Gunther when she realised that Bern wanted one of “her” guys; and Lev, you forgot to mention Derrick, who was like an early version of Dirk, in some ways.

And that results in jealousies and fantasies?

You tell it like it is bern! Its for your own good Delta :D

Bit hypocritical, Bernice? Where’s YOUR boyfriend?

Lev – while I highly commend you for hammering the irrepressibly loquacious Donny yesterday, gonna have to call your bluff on Mojito. I know the Moj and talk to the Moj. You’re no Jack Kennedy. I mean, Moj ain’t posting. That’s Clydefroggian to say otherwise . You can irritate the deserving Donny with the truth, nothing beats it. And never assume gender.