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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 30, 2013
Transcript:
Tiffany: "...And I just can't find a good mascara to wear swimming" Rosa: "I don't wear mascara, but I like L'oreal's shadow" Crystal: "Makeup and swimming do NOT belong together. But if you're in the rain, a good make-" Knute: "HEY!! THIS IS A CHICKEN FIGHT! NOT A CHICK FEST! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHOVING AND SHRIEKING!!"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
âWater We Doing Here?âor" Chick -en Fight"âŠ..
Leon Manuel Real over 11 years ago
Well, at least theyâre in the pool.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
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JayBluE over 11 years ago
As a reminder, everybody be safe this weekend, and all!âŠ
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I can not =imagine= why Knute is complaining!! Crystal with her legs around his neckâgood golly Miss Molly!
thefloyd over 11 years ago
Ok, maybe I have just had a long day. Sorry. but this has gone on for a while and your comments are a bit much. I know, I know I donât HAVE to read them. Iâm just tired of trying to sift through all of yours to get to the others.
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Quill:Thank almighty God Iâm in Australia, or Iâd be listening to that too with Luann on my shoulders.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hey LADIES?Wanna Have some Fun?
Well SLAP Your THIGHS Together! Real REAL HARD!!!!
thefloyd over 11 years ago
Now THAT was an awesome post! Always enjoy reading your posts as well Leviticus.
barbarasbrute over 11 years ago
So far, youâve left the âresident donkeyâ BRAY-less on his retorts towards you. Keep up the good work.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Great post, Lev! I can relate on how sometimes you find an online community that feels so good itâs like coming home. Nice to read that you found one here. Thanks for sharing. :-)
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I thought Crystal didnât plan t o get wet.
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Yeah, I sense a lot of splashing in the near future.
Ron Dunn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Come on Ox dump TIffany in the water.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Nice to see these teenagers happy to just have good clean fun and enjoy each others company. Itâs all about friendshipâŠno bullying, no oneupmanship, no elitismâŠ.just creating memories. How many teenagers in the world would give anything to be a part of this group?
Nice strip, Greg!
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Time for another beauty contest.
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Totally Crystal. The other two donât compare, mainly because Crystal a) is dressed in black and 2) has more bling and other accessories on, so looks more put together.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Maybe I can offer âReminiscingâ by the âLittle River Bandâ for you and the MrsâŠ.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
@LeviticusâŠ.
Our lives have many dimensions and happily, weâre allowed to keep the child in us entertained,too.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
@LeviticusâŠ.
Our lives have many dimensions and happily, weâre allowed to keep the child in us entertained,too.
kenhense over 11 years ago
The boys arenât having much fun here. Kinda like being dragged along while the girl is shopping. However Gunther and Knute have legitimate hope. I donât see Tiffany &. Ox as an item â ever.
gkid over 11 years ago
How nice.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And I must also say that âLuannâ is so much different than the other strips in the lively and varied posters here⊠other strips, people arenât allowed to sneeze in the wrong way, much less present things the way that we all do⊠weâve got practical, straight shootersâŠ. thereâs acerbic witâŠ. thereâs point/counterpoint⊠thereâs many styles of humor and anecdote⊠the very rational, the zany⊠yep, a few strips have some really good forums, but none like hereâŠ.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
I thought Crystal didnât plan t o get wet.^^She isnât SO far
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Geez Donny, never thought of you as the wearing a beard type
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Gunther is strong enough to lift someone onto his shoulders? o.0âŠ. I guess we finally see Bernice tomorrow (Not in the shadows, I mean)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Do you realize that that goes along with the thing that Tiffany, Rosa and Crystal are talking about?âŠ
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yâknow, for two weekâs worth of pool party, our time, they may be very âpruneyâ come Tuesday⊠they will be seriously California Raisins, singing all versions of âGrapevineââŠ..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Actually, the Fonz is also appropriate here, for the âHappy Dayâ theme (without the âsâ) going on today, as wellâŠ
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Okay, no more seeing âHarold and Maudeâ the same way⊠ha ha ha!âŠ. No, I didnât know that they billed themselves as a dead ringer⊠well, the clues are making more sense, and the colors on the Rublikâsâą is starting to line up a little more now, Lol!âŠ..
suzibuy over 11 years ago
What is Tiffany grabbing in her bikini bottoms?
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
And it really is surprisingly closeâŠ.
You look like that girl??? o.0
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
Good post.Easy read, but donât forget about < br > if you want paragraph breaks.
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
I once participated in such a pool wrestling match. The photos of the event all have me leering, I couldnât help it. That was despite my wife photographing it.Anyway, as has been suggested, to provoke a reaction, all the boys have to do is bend their knees slowly âŠ
t2edy over 11 years ago
Leviticus: You are selfish. You enjoyed the strip yourself but ruined it for us who were reading it behind you. You posted about things that happen later and ruined our surprises. Sometimes, I really enjoy reading the comments of readers along with the strip. But now Iâm wary of reading, especially if you have posted somewhere there. You owe us an apology.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Crikey, Knute! Shut your pie hole! Such a total jerk!âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.I note that Crystal brought a change of outfits to the pool party and is now wearing a black one-piece swimsuit (details of which are obscured, though it seems to have generous side-cutouts, at least). Three fine-looking ladies and their lads, here.
PuckerbrushCity over 11 years ago
Hi to LeviticusâŠThank you very much for the background. It is great to hear someoneâs story. I am not new to LuannâI have been a fan since the 1993 or soâbut I am new to the online funnies. I signed up a couple years ago and discovered I enjoy reading the comments almost as much as the comic. Hope you and everybody here has a wonderful long Labor Day weekend!
timzsixty9 over 11 years ago
heâs facing thw wrong way!
evergrey over 11 years ago
I never was very good at being a âgirl,â I guess. Hah! I would never act like them if I could be fightingâŠ
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yesterday many people herein were claiming that Tiffany was being dismissive of Ox and was not interested in his attentions. Today, though, we see that she is in fact willing to ride on his shoulders in the pool. Could the Evanses now be willing for us to consider Ox and Tiff in fact to be a couple, just like the other two in todayâs strip? Or have these last two dayâs strips been an anomaly, and they will find some way to pull the rug out from under Tiffany by taking away her relationship with Ox? Thatâs what they did when they tried to take away Tiffâs success as the lead actress in the play this summer, by adding a strip to say that she was at the camp in the first place just because she was âsponsoredâ?
Ken Rubis over 11 years ago
The Tiffany I k ow would never get on Oxâs shoulders and secondly would not be having such a cordial conversation with Rosa. I think her moment with Quill, and subsequent loss to Luann, at drama camp maybe made her realize that she was a bit too self centered and she has committed to change. Even yesterday she was polite to Ox and looked him in the eye as he spoke with her. Tiffany often speaks while staring off into the distance.
schmid13 over 11 years ago
Lev, nice reflection, life, and perspective. Having somewhat retired recently, I love my time spent reading posts and especially reading the daily Luann. Followed back a strip reference yesterday and see you left comments in your reading of the archives. Hope to get to more archives, even find where I started reading some six to eight years ago. On the road with my wife and parents on and old fashion road trip from NC to WIS. cheers.
Tinyman over 11 years ago
I havenât heard this beautiful song in the longest time. The last part was Dr. Martin Luther Kingâs dream too.
schmid13 over 11 years ago
Thanks tinyman.
Now Iâm ready for the Ohio to wis leg.
I have loved this swim arc. Evans saving the reveal of Luann for the end? Would be anticlimactic without quill showing up as a surprise, as some have said. Or maybe the surprise with Luann will be something about bern, as something is brewing there.
grammieK over 11 years ago
Thank youâŠ..
bba3555 over 11 years ago
I cannot believe Gunther has Rosa on his shoulders! There is no way he would have agreed to that. Heâd have fainted at the very idea.
milania over 11 years ago
Seriously? TMI, dude. No one cares.
spiffny over 11 years ago
Why does Tiff have her hand inside her bikini bottom (and why is she sitting on Oxes shoulders actually being pleasant)?
jmcenanly over 11 years ago
They should look into whatever makeup synchronized swimmers wear.
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
Thanks for the beautiful post. Itâs a grounded reminder of what is important and things we shouldnât take for granted. Hereâs to you, dear oneâŠ
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
Itâs because you are so offensive and narcissistic â that is how you are remembered.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Give âem another minute, Knute!
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Over in ONE!
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
They got their feet wet. That counts. Right?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago
Iâll wager a small sum that, when they want to get out of the pool, Gunther decides he needs to stay in the water for a while.
jay_dallas over 11 years ago
Tiffany using Oxâs head as an arm rest â LOL
PMark over 11 years ago
Hey, all right! Tiffany is up on Oxâs shoulders. This is getting interesting.
pumaman over 11 years ago
Iâm wondering if Crystal took her shoes off.
yangeldf over 11 years ago
these girls are like 16 or 17, why do they NEED makeup? Especially in a pool?
rroush Premium Member over 11 years ago
They should dunk all three of them. That should get the party started.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Luann was in last Sundayâs strip. She wore mascara into the pool, and it was dripping. All week, posters have been commenting on how the black coloring shown in the water must have been from Luannâs makeup, even though it is probably the coloristâs technique for showing contrast in the water for those papers that run the comic in black and white.
MaNoah over 11 years ago
neckwarmers
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Before this arc, I used to think that Knute was a creative, interesting character. Now, my impression is totally different. He seems to be, at best, stuck in his ways and insistant that his way of having fun is the only way, and at most, a very controlling person. Ox is not someone who is bullied and forced to do something he doesnât want to do (as shown by his behavior toward Ann Eiffel), and Ox is not upset that the girls are talking instead of pushing and âshriekingâ. So why is Knute so upset?
SideshowStarlet over 11 years ago
I love Oxâs expression in this.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
âOkay, weekâs about up, school year about to rollâ-Weâre finishing up our second week in Escambia County Florida
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, this is certainly watershed day for comments.
Have seen more than one life cycle of commenters and their posts over recent ears.
Reminds me of something I read back in the 90s about the birth, ascension, peak, decline and death of mailing lists (remember them? and user groups?).
We have seen similar fun, rancor, expulsions and renewals here.
Gregâs a good man, I hope you all appreciate his place in the comic strip business â it is lofty and deservedly so.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
âTiff can get along with just about everyone except Luann.â-I remind you when Tiffany sold pictures of herself, her sole sale was to her BFF Luann.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
âThey erased it. I put it backâ-I had wondered
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
â@wakeangel2001
why do they NEED makeup ⊠you obviously never had daughters. Itâs a peer thing."-Yep, Iâve explained to girls that age the makeup is what others use to try to look like they already do, but I guess some of them really donât unless they do use it.Vanity, vanity, thy name is
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
â@milania
Since the other one got deleted, Iâll repeat the gist of what my response wasâŠ"-Be kind. Sheâs led a miserable life and made the lives of others miserable.WE love you and thatâs all that matters.Someday sheâll find love and wonât be hateful.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
âThere is a glitch in the system that randomly deletes some comments. No malice. You may want to tell Gocomics that in a nice way.â-Nah, I just figure theyâre mad at me.It happens far more often than one would expect.
galadriel_77 over 11 years ago
Well, I figure Iâve been lurking long enough and decided to say hello.
Hello!
That is all. :)
notbornyesterday over 11 years ago
stiffies anyone ?
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
good thing the waterâs cold. these guy ainât cominâ out for a while.
schmid13 over 11 years ago
@imjbe âhappy travelsâŠâ Thank you kindly, sir. Now in ill heading toward Oregon. WI that is. This chicken pool game always involved sparring. The fighting is the pretense for the closeness.
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
Mr Levi, I will find that post, if can remember which day it was and in what context.
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
If they were fighting, Ox and Tiffany would win handily. Not that Tiffanyâs so tough, but Ox weighs about as much as Knute and Gunther combined.
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Does Tiff have her finger in Oxâs ear?
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Re: Leviticusâ long musingâŠ(which I am glad one of the regulars put up after it was cannedâŠsorry, I donât remember your name). I fail to understand why anyone would find it offensive! We get to see some oneâs (Leviticus) background and life. A rarity on comment boardsâŠand a rather nice thing to do. Thanks⊠;)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I keep thinking that Bern will get her time in the panel, and that Greg is purposely saving her for lastâŠâŠ
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
I still have a difficult time picturing Crystal and Knute as an itemâŠsheâs just got more class than he. Glad to see that she did put on a bathing suit, however, and got in on thefun⊠I canât imagine how this arc will wrap up, havenât aclue⊠;)
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Since Tuesday is back-to-school, Quill had better show up in this strip in the next 3 days if he is in fact going to do a third senior year, taking advantage of Pittâs world-class educational system. Letâs hope that more reasonable heads prevailed and he stayed in Oz, but since this is âLuannâ, I wouldnât bet on it.
Terrywoebegone over 11 years ago
Poor Ox. Looks like she got the better of him.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Maybe Knute is upset, and the other guys look glum, because the gals have been yabbering about makeup and such for half an hour now, and Knute is just saying what the other two are thinking.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Canât help but think that Ox is going to have a crush on Tiff now, if he didnât before. Thatâd be a different kind of arcâsomeone with a crush on Tiff instead of Luann for a change.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Yes, I do remember the ill-fated short (12-minute) nonrelationship Gunther thought he had with Tiff. That was a while ago. Time for a real crush on Tiff, and to see what happens. I like Tiff and Ox, but I canât see them going togetherâheâd hate her usual persona, and she clearly doesnât care about him âthat way.â This lovely little interlude with Tiff and Ox is a natural one, and so was the incident when he chased Les away for her. But how they could get together any more, and have it look natural, I donât know.
Mneedle over 11 years ago
Wow
ChrisV over 11 years ago
Almost forgot this was a mainstream comic strip. âOkay, you can have 3 teenage girls in bikinis but they canât be doing anything the least bit interesting.â
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
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Me tooâshe could easily be the most interesting character in the strip if Evans just developed her character a bit. And depending on what he did with it, of course.
AZDave over 11 years ago
Arenât the guys facing the wrong direction? ;)
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Totally off topic here, but does anyone else think itâs odd that weâve never seen anyone else in the DeGroot family except Frank, Nancy, Brad and Luann? Oh, and one Christmas long ago there were three strips with (I think) Nancyâs parents, who came to the house for Christmas. Thatâs it that Iâve noticed. No other grandparent appearance, no uncles, aunts, or cousins. I realize itâs hard to work relatives in, but it just struck me a while ago that thereâs (almost) =never= anyone else in the family.
skillz2go1 over 11 years ago
wonderin if anyone thinkin like me. tiff and ox been getting mighty close lately.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Boy, Gunther has come a long way since his Luann daysâŠ
andymeijers over 11 years ago
Only downside of that game- which I remember well- is that the guys have to stay in the water for half an hour after.
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
Why would we want to see any more details about Tiffany? She is your typical cliche of an air-head, lazy, blonde cheerleader type. There are already three main characters to develop further, which are more than nearly all other strips.
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
Found the reference:
Teens do not have to make out to prove they are not hopeless or worthy, or is that incomprehensible to you?
That is incomprehensible. Gunth goes with her, he stands a chance of being normal. If he refuses, he should become a monk.
So, unless I am misinterpreting, you stated that if a high schooler does not make out (engage in sexual behavior), he should become a monk?
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Greg Evans may have missed a golden opportunity to show the processes whereby 1) Rosa convinced Gunther to let her sit on his shoulders, 2) Knute convinced Crystal to take her sheer garment off and risk getting wet by sitting on his shoulders, and 3) the conversation whereby Tiffany agreed to sit on Oxâs shoulders after having turned him down earlier. Any of these arcs would have been quite interesting.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tiffany turned down Oxâs offer to pick her up over his head and toss her into the pool. Probably she said âNoâ out of safety concerns, not out of a dislike for Ox. On the contrary, when Tiff told him it was âsweetâ of him to ask, I believe she was completely sincere. Tiff is unaccustomed to being treated so courteously, since generally her classmates donât regard her as a serious person.
billybobaz over 11 years ago
Gunther! About face!
chicogrande over 11 years ago
Alright Ox! I know you have a crush on Tiffany.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
They had to skip the awkward part where Gunther hems and haws about Rosaâs asking whether she can wrap her legs around his neck, since that probably went on for 2 or 3 hours. School starts Tuesday, so the Evanses needed to speed the party along to wrap it up this weekend.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Q: What time is it when you visit the dentist?A: Tooth HurtyâŠ=Thatâs the number of comments, nowâŠ
barbarasbrute over 11 years ago
Did you just âbrayâ something?
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
âThis idiot has (Blue) more time on his hands than he has brains. Seems he canât make enough lengthy, inane comments. Jobless, perhaps?â
There is no need for these types of ugly, cowardly comments. You must be an ineffective and unhappy person (possibly because you are the one who is jobless) so you feel the need to write nasty, anonymous comments in order to feel better about yourself. You are pathetic. This was a pleasant place to visit till you came along. Please go spew your vitriol someplace else.
flowergirl19 over 11 years ago
Really nice thoughts Levy. I really enjoy your well written commentaries, entertaining point of view, and your droll sense of humor.
transylvanian over 11 years ago
:)
LOWRIDER84 over 11 years ago
It will be HOURS before he can get out of the water.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Wow. Guntherâs strong!