Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2016
December 29, 2016
December 31, 2016
Transcript:
I was writing thank you notes, but I got stuck... My uncle gave me this device and I don't know what it is and I can't find the box. Did it come with an instruction book? Yeah. But wherever it came from they had trouble translating it into English... Hold to unpleasant area. Firmly please keep hands-free repeat and tell appreciated. I'm afraid to turn it on.
swedishdaddy about 8 years ago
What a nice uncle!
socalvillaguy Premium Member about 8 years ago
I had one of those once, but had to get rid of it because of the rash.
M2MM about 8 years ago
Sounds like the standard instructions for most any device. :P
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
Any specific unpleasant area, or just any unpleasant area?
martinion about 8 years ago
Everybody should have a plumbus in their home.
TossedSaladCartoon about 8 years ago
Winner of “Funniest Cartoon of the Day”.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago
“The Marvelous Toy”, by Peter, Paul, and Mary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYefZkOMB0
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Oh, go ahead, Monty! Live life on the edge! Turn it on!
You know you want to!
Bobongo about 8 years ago
“Hold to unpleasant area…keep hands free” Sounds like you need a partner…
cuzinron47 about 8 years ago
I don’t think I want that around my unpleasant areas.
Mike Parsons Premium Member about 8 years ago
Be afraid, Monty. It might turn you on as well, and that might be very embarrassing!
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
It’s for nasal irrigation,but I wouldn’t stand behind him when he uses it!
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
That,or a Russian view-master.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 8 years ago
It looks rather….ominous.
eb110americana about 8 years ago
Based on that description, I’m going to hold it up to the evening news, put down the remote, and hope for the best.
gammaguy about 8 years ago
“Hold to unpleasant area.”
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Washington, D.C.?Or maybe my TV?
Thehag about 8 years ago
I am in an insanely bad mood and this just ruined it all….comic made me giggle. Not possible to keep feeling mean while giggling.
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
I buy a lot of cheep shit from china and sometimes get funny translations like this where the wording is a little off. LOL
Andrew Bosch Premium Member about 8 years ago
Memories of when Robotman turned into Monty.