Monty by Jim Meddick for September 26, 2024

I’m waiting to see him use all these animal DNA powers at the same time.

Don’t let too much cat in before you decide if your butt tastes good.

David Hedison in “The Fly”?

Cats right themselves by spinning their tail. I wonder what Monty . . .Actually, don’t tell me.

Time to set up a litter box.

HA ! DNA or not, bein’ Monty’s age, he surely broke sumthin besides a bunion. Foot, ankle, leg, hip, ……….the list is endless.

Next he should grow fur for the winter.

From that height, landing on your feet might not be your only concern.

How’s your knees?

I see that EB has some popcorn to snack on while watching the show.

I have amateur-prioception.

Hemmoroid

Make sure you’re wearing tighty whities first, you’ll be wanting everything pulled up high and tight.

When a cat falls it needs a certain distance (amount of time) to get it’s body in the right position (feet on bottom). So they actually do better on longer falls.

Injuries from falls less than 7 stories actually seemed worse than those 7 stories and above (a quote from www), although the cats did not escape injury.

When I’m carrying my cat, I have to be careful if she wriggles loose. Sometimes she lands on my feet. :)

Just go home and nurse a joint.

He probably named it Paul.

That’s how I snapped my Achilles.

Monty is turning into a real CRISPR critter…

I love how EB’s munching on popcorn through this.

Why does a robot need to eat?

The word of the day is “proprioception”.

Just turned Eighty and was wondering , by coincidence, yesterday if people still Got Bunions, or Corns ?Did they find a Cure for Neuritis & Neuralgia?…How about B.O…?

Manty is really a mad scientist.