I almost thought once that I’d developed a red dye allergy. I’d had red velvet cake and later puked red bile. Guess it was just too much sweet stuff mixed with my medication.
In 25 years I never once got a trick-or-treater. I live at the bottom of a long steep hill at the end of a long wooded road with no lights. This year if a kid comes I have a Johnsonville version of a Slim Jim, a single Hi-Chew candy (dragon fruit flavored), a bag of unopened licorice flavored hard candies, unopened packs of mint gum, and microwave popcorn
Welcome to Halloween 2023. But I do understand families with kids who have allergies that this is a challenging time of year. Hope you all had a good evening.
pearlsbs 11 months ago
It is true that dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate. It is toxic to them.
momofalex7 11 months ago
Why even bother going Trick or Treating?
mischugenah 11 months ago
We keep small toys and sheets of stickers on hand for the kids that have allergies or diabetes. Why shouldn’t they get to have fun as well?
Doug K 11 months ago
“This is what I have for you to choose from.
… I’m sorry I am unable to meet your needs."
Imagine 11 months ago
Popcorn. Or rice wafers.
CaveCat87 11 months ago
Picky, picky, picky
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
Happy Halloween, 21st Century style, where nothing seems to be good for you.
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
This joke has been done several times this year in the funnies.
bookworm0812 11 months ago
I almost thought once that I’d developed a red dye allergy. I’d had red velvet cake and later puked red bile. Guess it was just too much sweet stuff mixed with my medication.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 11 months ago
I’m allergic to garlic.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 11 months ago
Go away Little Dog, ya bother me.
oish 11 months ago
In 25 years I never once got a trick-or-treater. I live at the bottom of a long steep hill at the end of a long wooded road with no lights. This year if a kid comes I have a Johnsonville version of a Slim Jim, a single Hi-Chew candy (dragon fruit flavored), a bag of unopened licorice flavored hard candies, unopened packs of mint gum, and microwave popcorn
I Mad Am I 11 months ago
Person crying being consoled.
Console: Why are you crying?
Cry: I’m allergic.
Console: What are you allergic to?
Cry (crying harder): Everything.
gammaguy 11 months ago
“Pure sugar is the only acceptable treat.”
Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago
But he has a great costume.
T... 11 months ago
Check out October 29, 2023 GoComics “Close To Home” comic…
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
I’m only allergic to fresh vegetables and fruits.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
Welcome to Halloween 2023. But I do understand families with kids who have allergies that this is a challenging time of year. Hope you all had a good evening.
timothy6522 11 months ago
2023
ToneeRhianRose 6 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)