Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 01, 2017

The bears certainly want their just(ice) dessert.

Silly! You don’t start with a subpoena. Throw a restraining order at them.

The birth of the word “gobbledegook”.

Trying to take a cave bear’s cave is so dangerous.

whap whap

“Any other bright id-” (chomp, snarf, smack)

Love those Wiley bears. They may have their own legal team … Dewey, Cheetum and Howe.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner first, then we will look at the subpoena.

A sad day when we could not feed lawyers to bears anymore!

Obviously the restraining order didn’t work. That and the “No Bears” sign.

Somebody needs a hug

Is that a marshmallow on fire on that stick?

And now the bears ARE the legal system.Can’t win, can’t even break even.

Ooh, BBQ!

Demand to see their warrant!

Hurray! Wiley bears!

I think a Writ of Habeas Corpus may be forthcoming.

It’s time to invent the back door.

It’s a hostile takeover.

Too bad the bears didn’t continue to win.

WHEN did it evolve?????

Your Honor, may I treat these witnesses as hostile?

Never, never attempt to get any justice from the legal system.

There is a reason why it is called the CRIMINAL justice system.

Given Sam Colt wasn’t around yet, they could always have tried drawing a “red line in the sand” and daring them to cross it.

“I did but they just tore the subpoena up.”

The legal system didn’t evolve until the Cavemen realized it was easier to stealwith a “writing stick” than a club…..

Hire a fat process server to serve the papers on the bears. The bears will get a meal and go back to sleep.