Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 22, 2021

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    If they started their business twenty years ago as running-with-scissors.com, they would have been ten times as rich.

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    It hurts at first, but then you get noticed.

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    jimchronister2016  over 3 years ago

    The WC Fields theory! Never been more true!

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    AnotherFineMess  over 3 years ago

    Speaking of not manufacturing anything, I saw a new annoying Facebook commercial today. They sure have a lot of money to spend on propaganda.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    Serves you right, you complete fool!!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Running With Scissors was a video game company that made the POSTAL games. You can still get them on GOG.com. The object of the game was to slaughter everybody you could find.

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    Lenavid  over 3 years ago

    Caveat Emptor!

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    The modern translation: Cave in, empty your pockets.

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    Cerabooge  over 3 years ago

    Hey, gotta do something with all those trillions the Fed whips up.

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    …three of them are smoking? And two bottles of hooch.

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    So THIS is how the Qpublican Party attracts new supporters…

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Kind of like bitcoin?

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    I’d like to brand all the hucksters. Right on the ol’ labonza!

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    I always wanted to have a film/television production company called Running With Scissors Productions, since that often was exactly what it felt like when you were making a film or a t.v. show.

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    I’ve always believed that “LLC” in a business’ name means “Lots of Lawyers are Crooked”!

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Next month we’re featuring crypto-scissor-running.

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    IDFP  over 3 years ago

    The drawing of the lady with the cigarette is a riot!

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    Don’t they make wine!?

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    Flatworm  over 3 years ago

    There actually is a winery named “Running with Scissors” in Livermore, CA. It’s actually not bad considering that it costs about $10/bottle.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    As Damon Runyon noted about risks: “The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet!”

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the platform of a well known political party.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 3 years ago

    One word, cryptocurrency.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Great description of how the US economy works today.

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