Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    And the ball will have some odd movement after he gets his fingers greasy

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    Alabama Al  over 2 years ago

    Let’s see him after the Beer Man comes around.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    I’ve never had a ballpark hotdog… and strongly suspect I never will. But I’ve heard some good things about some of them.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ah, millionaires negotiating with billionaires! I just love the common touch of the average working-class joe.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I heard that Babe Ruth ate hot dogs during games.

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    You smell them cooking, you get hungry and they are wonderful.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Spit balls are so last season. Now it’s mustard balls.

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    Display  over 2 years ago

    The local triple A baseball team has a nice park. And there a stand that has large roast beef sandwiches which started life as last night’s prime rib at a pretty darned good local restaurant. Au jus that is just plain fine too. That, a good sized local microbrew, and a nice sized bag of peanuts for about $20. I can manage that. The box seats are well under $20 too. Life is tough on a nice afternoon (God didn’t invent baseball to be played under no steenkin’ lights) watching a game, and seeing next year’s MLB players before the tickets cost an arm, leg, your first born, and a lend-lease deal on the next door neighbor’s kid (the jokes on them with that last one).

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    dot-the-I  over 2 years ago

    “Put some mustard on it” was always the playground call for a fastball.

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    Check out the Wikipedia entry for Ball Park Franks. Funny.

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    rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is he talking about the pitcher or the vendor?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I had a hot dog a Wrigley Field once. It was okay. Frankly, a hot dog is a hot dog. Wiggly Field was worth remembering though. Yeah “Wiggly”, that’s all me.

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    Ball park hot dog or gas station hot dog … what’s the difference? About 4 bucks.

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    Can't Sleep  over 2 years ago

    Make him wait until he’s in the dugout, that’s what Babe Ruth did.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    “Plus, his “mustard ball” is almost impossible to hit."

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    Not as bad as eliminating a specific color of M&Ms.

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    boltjenkins1  over 2 years ago

    Sell him to McDonald’s

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    Buoy  over 2 years ago

    Meat in tubes. One of humanity’s greatest inventions.

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    Brian  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just don’t buy one from C. M. O. T. Dibbler.

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Maybe Major League Baseball will have to have a 7th Inning Stretch time limit…..

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Boston’s FENWAY FRANKS are the kingpins.The secret is in the buns.

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