Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 21, 2023

Opinion-O-Rama:

Pushing the Envelope in accomplishments sure used to beat Pushing the Norms in indictments.

Harumph.

OK, let the avalanche begin!

8*0

My first thought was that the boss got a new trap door in front of the desk.

Feds can’t connect orange to 6 Jan?

The oldest contradiction in the marketing world: New and Improved.

Perhaps the marketing folks think that “It’s different now!” wouldn’t bamboozzle us enough to make us buy.

So, he’s less of a criminal than a ham sandwich?

Trump could stick that banner in front of his desk,, just in case……NOT!!!!

i like that sometimes i cannot understand what wiley had in mind… it keeps me on my toes.

It means he took the plea deal to avoid going to jail…

Poor black guy steals $30 from a liquor store and gets twenty years in prison. Rich white guys steals millions from shareholders, the public, and government and gets six months probation… Maybe, if his army of lawyers is too incompetent to not get him a medal for his graft.

The "big"guy got a sweet deal for his son. Thank you garland- your 10% is on deposit

IOKIARDI is clearly still the rule of the land in the minds (minds? what minds?) of the GQP Chicken Cult trolls

Indictments aren’t what they used to be. Apparently, Grand Juries aren’t all that great either.

I could use a footnote. Anyone? No trolls, please.

??? I, also.

Lucky!

Can something that is truly new also be improved?

Usually an existing thing that isn’t new that can be modified and improved.

Sign should read “Same Old Schmuck.Has Learned Nothing”

36 more to go.

“Now with Not Guilty, This Time”

Wiley has me baffled on this one as well. The best I can come up with is that they were replacing the boss and the sign was for his successor. But they forgot to take the sign down when he beat the rap.

Please don’t jinx it Wiley.

The Attorney General will be retiring to Bermuda next year.

Well, I’m sure he appreciates the new decor .. now, what about the clients??