Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2024

Is Elon here yet?

Driving that thing down the narrow winding lane is the definition of hell.

If that car has a good a / c, they can finally freeze hell over.

“On the highway to hell, the highway to hell”. Looks like they’ve made it.

Thought about if the autopilot thing would work as an update the old Rodney Dangerfield joke but no: “I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.”

I’m sure we’re only ten years out. I’m also sure we’ll only be ten years out in 2034.

The link to Hades is confusing me. Dying for it makes sense, but why that direction afterwards? The car is evil?

“You should have suspected why this ‘vintage Corvair’ was so cheap!”

Tesla Syndrome

The road with good intentions and all that. They were probably looking for an EV plug.

They didn’t get the updated version, it was only Cruse Control not Autopilot.

Elon should be here. He is almost as big a scammer as Trump. ALMOST but not quite.

We ain’t there quite yet. AI has been known to hallucinate.

You don’t get there by accident, but by choice.

Ya’ think?

At least they weren’t piloting a plane.

At least it had good intentions.

Did you go where you were told to go?

My xtian neighbor informs me I’ll end up here. Also, my girlfriend and most of the other neighbors. It’ll be fun, cocktails, weed, debauchery….

That’s not what cruise control is for.

Is that the proverbial “slippery slope”?

helltruth

Please add .com to my previous comment!

This is a good lesson in not pay attention.

Joke from Olsen&Johnson’s HELLZAPOPPIN

In Hades, there a huge puff of smoke and a taxicab appears. Olsen&Johnson get out of the cab,look around,and say

“That’s the first cab driver in history who went exactly where he was told to go!”

They weren’t napping in the car; they were watching “The Black Hole” on the DVD player.

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa… not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Love the quizzical look on Satan’s face …

As we used to say about crazy drivers, “Hell ain’t half-full, yet.”

The road to H@ll is paved with outdated GPS maps.

The hell you say!

And the car goes to H too. Justice