The legal department suggested adding a commandment that said “Thou shalt share your gold with lawyer”, but a bolt of lighting axed that commandment. Lawyers found another way to make it so.
“Thou shalt not claim the right to own other human beings as chattel property.”
But nope. He went with three commandments that glorify himself, threw in a few basic law and order standards that were copied from the earlier Hammurabi Code, along with “thou shalt not covet.” Thou shalt not covet? That is the whole basis of the modern American economy — admen trying to get people to covet things they don’t have and talk them into buying tons of overpriced junk they don’t need.
GreasyOldTam about 7 hours ago
Hmmm…which two?
sirbadger about 7 hours ago
The legal department suggested adding a commandment that said “Thou shalt share your gold with lawyer”, but a bolt of lighting axed that commandment. Lawyers found another way to make it so.
Bilan about 7 hours ago
Does that mean there were originally 12 Commandments … not 15 like Mel Brooks claimed?
Davis D Danizier (3D) about 7 hours ago
The Ten Commandments.
God could have gone with…
“Thou shalt not rape”
“Thou shalt not kidnap”
“Thou shalt not claim the right to own other human beings as chattel property.”
But nope. He went with three commandments that glorify himself, threw in a few basic law and order standards that were copied from the earlier Hammurabi Code, along with “thou shalt not covet.” Thou shalt not covet? That is the whole basis of the modern American economy — admen trying to get people to covet things they don’t have and talk them into buying tons of overpriced junk they don’t need.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 7 hours ago
“Thou shalt not kill”: God sure was into killing, big time.
tpkoivisto about 6 hours ago
Human race is best proof that God does not exist.
PraiseofFolly about 3 hours ago
A lawyer got involved? That’s a bad Sinai.
MRBLUESKY529 about 1 hour ago
Really? If this were true, they would have been called the Ten Suggestions.
Hickory about 1 hour ago
OK, package them up and send them to Louisiana schools.
goboboyd about 1 hour ago
If you’re wrong, he shall smite thee with his mighty staff. He’s in ‘a mood’, his sandals chaffed his bunions all the way up.
freewaydog about 1 hour ago
Shouldn’t this be shown like after Passover?
baskate_2000 2 minutes ago
Didn’t make no never mind — he went ahead with the ten anyway.