Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2025

Nope, we are stuck on the single channel for the 4 to 12 years

He’s just as bright as the rest of those losers. Doubling down on stupid.

At least the garage door keeps opening and closing.

Neither the mute button nor the parental control buttons work.

Only works in a parallel universe.

I agree. The trick would be to get a GOOD channel change.

He’s trying to find a Dump and Putin free news channel.

“Nothing has changed!”

Famous last words in SF author William Tenn’s short story ‘Brooklyn Project’, in which a time-probe, launched 4 billion years into the past, inflicts subtle changes to the environment, and causes everybody to transform into purple blobs without the humans being none the wiser…

try the telephone!

I still say it was natured Cubs Fan of 2016 made a deal with the devil to win the World Series got us to where we are now. So the Cubs have to lose the aworld Series to get us out of Bizzaro World.

Put batteries in it

“They call it groceries! Bacon, lettuce, tomato. All the everything is so much higher than it ever was. And we’re going to bring that down, and we’re going to do it very simply.” – The Reality Show Con Artist 10/17/24

I’d like to bring them down. It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up. You know, it’s very hard.” – The Reality Show Con Artist 12/12/24

Things haven’t changed much for me. When I got up today, my IQ was still over 50 so I know SIMPLE and HARD are antonyms and the Grifter in Chief has no plans to bring down grocery prices. I guess that makes me a “woke liberal elite “ but that is better than being brain dead MAGAt trash.

Look for the dedicated button labeled ‘Cranky Coot’. You may not like what it does. If anything. Where’s the ‘Stay of my lawn’ button?

You’re absolutely right! 200+ channels and nothing to watch!

The more we push the buttons, the more things never change.

We all know it’s a Liberal Leftie Conspiracy promulgated by Deep Throat … er … Deep State.

I blame it on DEI, the Democrats, and Illegal Immigrants!!

Let’s leave politics out of the comics.

Major censorship of federal agencies is the first step. It happened in Nazi Germany. Payback was the theme. Ordinary people were designated enemies of the state. Same thing in 1950’s Russia.

Won’t surprise me, if that happens here and to other media outlets. An agency seeking any and all negative comments in any source and a a second agency for locating the originators and designating them for punishment.

Don’t say it won’t happen. Look at the personalities of those now in charge.

That’s not what universal means, or we’d all be using it!

Most of the Universe is remote. That will have to do.

Who knows, there may be changes out on the edge of the Universe…