Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2025

Nope, we are stuck on the single channel for the 4 to 12 years

He’s just as bright as the rest of those losers. Doubling down on stupid.

At least the garage door keeps opening and closing.

Neither the mute button nor the parental control buttons work.

Only works in a parallel universe.

I agree. The trick would be to get a GOOD channel change.

He’s trying to find a Dump and Putin free news channel.

“Nothing has changed!”

Famous last words in SF author William Tenn’s short story ‘Brooklyn Project’, in which a time-probe, launched 4 billion years into the past, inflicts subtle changes to the environment, and causes everybody to transform into purple blobs without the humans being none the wiser…

try the telephone!

I still say it was natured Cubs Fan of 2016 made a deal with the devil to win the World Series got us to where we are now. So the Cubs have to lose the aworld Series to get us out of Bizzaro World.

Put batteries in it

“They call it groceries! Bacon, lettuce, tomato. All the everything is so much higher than it ever was. And we’re going to bring that down, and we’re going to do it very simply.” – The Reality Show Con Artist 10/17/24

I’d like to bring them down. It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up. You know, it’s very hard.” – The Reality Show Con Artist 12/12/24

Things haven’t changed much for me. When I got up today, my IQ was still over 50 so I know SIMPLE and HARD are antonyms and the Grifter in Chief has no plans to bring down grocery prices. I guess that makes me a “woke liberal elite “ but that is better than being brain dead MAGAt trash.

Look for the dedicated button labeled ‘Cranky Coot’. You may not like what it does. If anything. Where’s the ‘Stay of my lawn’ button?

You’re absolutely right! 200+ channels and nothing to watch!

The more we push the buttons, the more things never change.

We all know it’s a Liberal Leftie Conspiracy promulgated by Deep Throat … er … Deep State.

I blame it on DEI, the Democrats, and Illegal Immigrants!!

Major censorship of federal agencies is the first step. It happened in Nazi Germany. Payback was the theme. Ordinary people were designated enemies of the state. Same thing in 1950’s Russia.

Won’t surprise me, if that happens here and to other media outlets. An agency seeking any and all negative comments in any source and a a second agency for locating the originators and designating them for punishment.

Don’t say it won’t happen. Look at the personalities of those now in charge.

That’s not what universal means, or we’d all be using it!

Most of the Universe is remote. That will have to do.

Who knows, there may be changes out on the edge of the Universe…

President Bogus Phelonius is gonna show the world what happens, when someone leaves the side door on the nuthouse, open by mistake.

If he’s so rich, why does he have just one suit?

Nice day here on the Southcoast of Mass. Going to the dump later. Say hello to the other old coots. Boy, you know when life sucks, when you look forward to going to the dump.

I want the remote that stops time, so I can wander in bakeries and steal donuts

I tried reality once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.

Use the universal remote to change yourself.

I keep hitting the Escape key, but I’m still here.

Wait until you have 3 or 4 remotes!

Meanwhile, his neighbor is trying to figure out why his TV keeps changing channels.

Universal remotes don’t work. Change must come from within – Yogi Baba Raba

You’re pointing it the wrong way.

Huh, kind of an old humor concept, isn’t it? Ah well, must be hard coming up with something every day. There, there, we appreciate the effort.

If only.

Change is inevitable! Except from a vending machine.

Check out the movie Click with Adam Sandler.

Maybe some new batteries might help…

i used to have a little wristwatch with one on it. it was fun to screw with the pseudo-jocks watching sports on bar tv.

Changes aren’t permanent, but change is.

The point he is making is valid – nothing changes whether it is a Bloodpublican or Democrip in office, We the common folks take it up the @ss while the politicians and their cronies get rich. Please show me what any career politician has done to better your life.

Polls show the democrats wanted progressive policies. Kamala and Biden fled from progressive ideas like vampires before a cross, fearing alienation of Middle America. Middle America voted against them anyway. A smart party might learn a lesson from that. Kamala had it in the bag, but blew off the biggest wing of her party in search of some mythical “undecided voters” who all stayed home.

Yeah, it’s still the idiot box! TV from 3 networks out of NYC, gee, what could go wrong ! ;-)