Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 23, 2023

He’ll bear his soul.

That’s something to chew on.

He’s not into fish or berries.

Another vegan heard from.

In his world, everything is black and white!

Eh not get bamboozled by his talks!

Hope he doesn’t just have a quick bite, pull out a gun and fire it, then disappear…

(Referencing a very old Panda joke.)

Well, it’s either bamboo or snow – take your pick!

Panda bears are hard for some bears to bear – especially if you bearly know them.

If grizzlies, pandas and polar bears were all put together in a zoo, would they get along?

Better than talking about “Who does it in the woods”

Pandas are adorable.

He’s not a big fat panda – he’s THE big fat panda…

Once all his friends arrive, it’ll be sheer pandamonium.

We Bare Bears!

Very funny, I got a good laugh out of this…

“And I hope he likes talking about fish.”

Bamboo pie, Bamboo with eggs Bamboo with SPAM

Talk about “bamboo”? I’d rather roll (in?) it.

We bare bears: The real story

He’s going to show pictures of ALL the great bamboo he’s eaten in the last two weeks. And quote the YELP reviews.