One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 03, 2022

Of course you don’t, Ruthie. You had you back to him. When you turned around, James had his head stuck in the oven.

Zero accountability now and evermore

Best he learn now than later.

James, even if you never learn how to talk nice to a woman, I hope you’ve learned something of what not to say.to her.

It must be one of those defective easy-bake ovens!

At least it’s not a gas oven.

well she got it for him

“Yo wifey, where’s my pizza?” could have been enough to “warrant” that outcome.

“But, it didn’t get stuck the first six times!”

if she has to give you more than one you must be a slow learner

Only thing missing from this comic is the word A$$ not being written on the box.

My father tried that with my mother. They only lived together 32 days and divorced when I was eight months old.

Kids that age act the same way their parents do.

“But I do know the sink wasn’t big enough…”

Spousal retaliation…. ⊂ •͡˘∠•͡˘ ⊃

The most offensive joke I know:

How many “real men” does it take to change a light bulb?

F**k that s**t; b***h can cook in the dark!

(Hey, I warned you it was offensive…….)

Hit him again, Ruthie!

LOL. WOW. I cannot stop laughing. I will remember this one for many days to come. Note: It’s very hard to type when you are laughing your head off.

Good for you, Ruthie!!!!

Likely his father sends his mother to the moon on a regular basis.

Amen to that

“I am master in this house! Whatever my wife desires SHALL BE DONE!.“