Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 02, 2022

Paging Will E. Fleecem…

Flea Plea? https://www.justice.gov/usao/justice-101/pleabargaining

Good morning judge https://youtu.be/d5jczes_nMI

You should sue Lucy, too. She is the one who gave him your blanket.

Flea bargaining, that’s a good one Linus!

I know another one. “He who represents himself has a fool for a client.”

How would Snoop do on Judge Judy?

From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe

A lawyer who handles his own case has a fool for a client.

Snoopy … you’re no Tim Mizny ….

I like flea bargaining. “If I don’t get my demands met in my bargaining session, then .. I WILL flee the country.”

Shouldn’t he be suing Lucy, since she’s the one that took his blanket and gave it to Snoopy?

Is this what’s called a “Blanket Lawsuit”? Are you sure it will cover everything?

Can Linus hear Snoopy’s thoughts.

Why flea bargaining?

Are we about to see an appearance from The World Famous Attorney?

I still think Linus should just trash the doghouse.

“the leader in society” No Snoopy they should not be.

snoopy,give the blanket back so you don’t have to go to court!

♫You serve me

And I’ll serve you

Swing your partners, all get screwed

Bring your lawyer

And I’ll bring mine

Get together, and we could have a bad time ♫

I don’t suppose the judge can see talk bubbles…

I love Snoopy as a lawyer. He just quotes old legal maxims.

Remember, he argued the famous case of John Doe versus Richard Roe.

He who represents himself . . .

Snoopy is turning into another flea bag attorney.

I thought flea bargaining was what one did at a flea market.

Unfortunately, so many politicians prove Snoopy’s comment in the second panel. First they become lawyers then they become politicians.

The ace pilot can defend his case as well. The insinuations can be neglected.

“A person who acts as their own lawyer has a fool for a client.”

You should be suing Lucy! As usual, it’s her fault! She’s the one who gave the blanket to Spike on the pretense of keeping him warm but really wanting, as usual, to deprive and hurt Linus!