Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 10, 2023

good grief, back where they started

l will write a 100 times, “I will not sit next to Patty”

Chuck’s being more assertive

I don’t know why he didn’t lose his mind during this.

Wow. Two in a row. I don’t think even Lucy has made CB lose his patience like that. I wonder what kind of strike will she get the third time.

See, this is what I mean. Peppermint Patty is the catalyst and then she blames those around her for the trouble she causes.

Finally, a Chuck strip that isn’t an episode of my life.

You and your big mouth, “Chuck”! :D

STOP CALLING ME CHUCK!

The point of the entire comic is that you can’t!

That Chuck is a real troublemaker!

Charlie Brown, the good-hearted Caspar Milquetoast of my generation, and Peppermint Patty, a narcissistic hot mess. A recipe for disaster.

Never pair them again, Chuck deserves better.

How can Charlie Brown speak for himself?

Peppermint Patty shut up!!!!

As is so often the case in life and sport; it’s not the instigator who gets caught, it’s the one who retaliates in self-defense.

Back in high school, a friend of mine and I spent some time at the guidance counselor’s office looking a what colleges offered the engineering courses we planned to take.

Because of this, both of us were late for our French class. Our teacher asked, “Pourquoi êtes-vous en retard?” (Why are you late?). Since this was 4th year French and all conversation in the class had to be in French, my friend struggled at length to explain the situation.

The teacher turned to me and said, “Etes vous?” I replied, “La même chose” (The same thing.)

Ooh… Sally is so gonna change her name the first chance she gets! After all, who wants to be related to a known repeat offender?

Ever notice how all the teachers in this universe are unhelpful and dumb?

Chuck isn’t as wishy-washy as Peppermint seems to think

Y’know what – this one’s on Chuck, for real. All he had to do was shut up and let Patty do the talking.

How quickly Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown have advanced to an older stage of marriage, and they are not even married yet.

My dad used to spank both me and my sister and say he’s sure he got the right one

We warned you about Harry and Megan’s influence….

Will somebody please separate these two? It’s beginning to look like the WWF.

It’s easier to blame both…UGH

Template for the marriage to come…

Patty, you are a royal pain the tookus!

Any teacher I have ever known would have separated these two by now.

Just separate them. How hard is that?

Figures. Poor Charlie Brown, having to put up with Peppermint Patty for longer than he normally does.

Poor Charlie Brown. He cannot win no matter what. Usually, he doesn’t speak up for himself and suffers the consequences of his silence. When he finally speaks up for himself and still suffers nonetheless!

Whatever, John Alden.