Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2013
Transcript:
Croc: Hulloooo zeeba neighba...Leesten. Crocs now has zip line into you house. Zebra: How'd you learn about zip lines? Croc: None of you bissness. Point is you rrydead. Zebra: I don't believe you. Croc: Oh? You no beleeve? Hey, Larry! You ready grab zip line, show zeeba neighba whuh eediot he ees?! Larry: Me ready! AUUUGHHHHH. Croc: Whoa. Zip line got lot of zip.
margueritem over 11 years ago
It certainly does.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
There there, Larry; you’re not the first guy to get hurt by a defective zipper.
Havelock_Vetinari over 11 years ago
The poor Crocs… They must keep migrating over to the neighborhood.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago
Boy! That Larry is a real take-charge guy!
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Oh no, Larry’s dead again.
corzak over 11 years ago
Hmm. I guess crocs are going to have to think of some other way of getting over that formidable wall Zeeba has there . . .
alviebird over 11 years ago
Once again the crocs prove that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Varnes over 11 years ago
I wonder if the Kennys or the Bob or Larry crocs of comics get a break after they get killed?….Time out for a cup of coffee….A smoke… Well, OK, with this strip maybe a couple of shots of the good stuff…
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Surely that’s a Bob, not a Larry? Larry’s toasted!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Redkaycei from yesterday….I was usually the racecar too!I actually liked the shoe best but it got lost…
Cupertino Jay… yup, that’s it….and cool pic…They used to crop them at the comment box edge, and now they don’t…..But it’s still usually considered good form to add a width attribute and keep them under 375-ish pixels wide.otherwise they create problems on older systems, or for dial-up users.
eg … width="350"
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
And corzak…. sorry!I didn’t know…but OK…
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Croc Power now is the hour ! No Larry, now “Electro – Croc”!
Dragonlupin0 over 11 years ago
Oh my God! They killed Kenny! …You bastards!
Dragonlupin0 over 11 years ago
Oh my God! They killed Larry! …You bastards!
Lucid Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maybe Larry has had some sense shocked into him.
bahramthered over 11 years ago
Man pearls characters are harder to kill than the immortals in highlander, or your average vampire movie. Zebra take that corpse and bury in in about 15 feet of cement and you might acheive something…
eddie6192 over 11 years ago
Apparently that idiot Larry wasn’t grounded, but now he is.
j-birds3 over 11 years ago
Yup Larry, better jump on and off your zap err ‘zip’ line or poof well done zeba Larry.
crobinson019 over 11 years ago
whatta revoltin’ development
nickword over 11 years ago
Hey, the crocs are back. I was wondering what happened to them
austinguy7 over 11 years ago
YAAAY! Crocs are back!
Surrender over 11 years ago
Larry is great…he can climb a utility pole, but not the 2-3’ fence!!
jcomics52 over 11 years ago
Maybe he’ll turn into Electro.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
this is so much croc!
ArfArf88 over 11 years ago
Zeeba just invented a new extreme sport (with emphasis on the “ex”)
jessegooddoggy over 11 years ago
FINALLY THE CROCS!!!!! BTW, Lio and Calvin are exceptional today!
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
The crocs kind of remind me of N Korea right now.
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Zeeba 5 Crocs zip. Maybe this is why I was able to try some crocodile carpaccio when I was in South Africa. Actually, it was quite tasty.
A_NY_Outlaw over 11 years ago
I’m suprised Larry didn’t yell ‘CHARGE!!’
route66paul over 11 years ago
ity doo-dah!
Soroxas over 11 years ago
55 dead crocs
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
It’s ZAP, not zip.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Well THAT went well, didn’t it?
LOL xxx
craigwestlake over 11 years ago
No-o-o, the SOBs killed —Kenny, er, Larry…
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
I noticed that too. This seems to be the type of pole between where lines were separately tensioned during construction, and have to be electrically connected with jumpers, only the line closest to the viewer isn’t connected. Funny the knowledge you pick up over the years that not everyone else knows.
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
No transformer was harmed in the making of this strip.
the wolf over 11 years ago
I love the crocs; they’re so stupid.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
It’s Larry, so obviously he’ll live. Had it been another bob he’d be buried tomorrow.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Corzak!
Thank you!Love it….And you really need to stop by Ballard Street….
where that’s what some of us love to do…LOL.Over there I occasionally show up driving a car shaped like a dog….the other night I delivered pies…
TWODAN over 11 years ago
Larry is the comics answer to the immortal Curley Howard. I love their numerous failed plots to “keel da Zeba.” Glad that they’re finally back. Hoorah for Steph, down with the PCG.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Baldy…My car (Elvis) is a mixed breed, and no longer a pup…
But I do believe he is of almost half English ancestry….which would explain it…
I’m told his maternal grandfather was a land “Rover.”And his maternal grandmother was handed down her own grandfather’s 100-year-old badge:
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Dan Cox… PCG?
lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, it works.
barister over 11 years ago
Yea, the crocs are back….bout time!!
ZeebA16 over 11 years ago
Haven’t seen Zebra and the crocs in a while…hope they. Appear more like they used to.
PBSherm almost 6 years ago
And a few days later Zebra would never be seen again.
(Almost)
SuperCharged5- over 2 years ago
more like zap line hahahhaaaa… I’ll see myself out now
alantain over 1 year ago
Well, you showed him… what an idiot Larry is.