Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2014
April 22, 2014
April 24, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: What's with the melted cheese, Pig? Pig: Since cheese is the only thing I can count on in life, I've started a church around it. This is for the faithful. Rat: You feed it to them? Pig: I bless them with it.
There was/is a company here in Israel that sold those kinds of dairy products. The name of the company was/is “Cheeses of Nazereth” It was/is certified kosher!
My religion has always been worshiping chocolate, but – one can have two religions can’t they?? Everything is always better with either chocolate or cheese on it.
Bilan over 10 years ago
That’s nacho religion!
danfromfreddybeach over 10 years ago
Isn’t that the state religion of Wisconsin?
finale over 10 years ago
Souffle’s for communion?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 10 years ago
That’s so bad, I camembert it.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Makes sense. Some churches have holy water, Pig’s church has holy cheese. Wonder if he uses Swiss or Jarlsberg.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 10 years ago
Given Pig’s mental abilities, we can be sure it’s not sharp cheddar.
sukiec over 10 years ago
Ah, the aroma of well aged dairy air…
dwsquire over 10 years ago
Praise Cheeses!
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Ida No over 10 years ago
Shouldn’t Pig be using a soup made with beef, potatoes and carrots, instead? When he ladles it out, he could say,“Blessed stew”.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Apparently Goat and Rat don’t know jack.
dadoctah over 10 years ago
He’s a fondue-mentalist.
blunebottle over 10 years ago
LOL!! Many, many gouda comments today!
Ironic Eggbeater over 10 years ago
Like a lot.
debuggingdevice over 10 years ago
There was/is a company here in Israel that sold those kinds of dairy products. The name of the company was/is “Cheeses of Nazereth” It was/is certified kosher!
CountAnton over 10 years ago
“Drink this milk, it is my blood.”
tonypezzano over 10 years ago
And were Adam and Eve thrown out of the Garden of Edam?
IagoPogo over 10 years ago
“What a friend we have in cheeses…”
JB10000Lakes over 10 years ago
Queso, what happens next?
BlackTie over 10 years ago
Cheese-wiz on communion wafers… yummmm.
PuckerbrushCity over 10 years ago
I’m with blunebottle…great comments today!
felinefan55 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Only if he’s doing it own government land.
felinefan55 Premium Member over 10 years ago
*sigh I REALLY wish we could edit our posts. I meant *ON not own.
PackerBronco over 10 years ago
Cheeses saves.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
so who cut the cheese?
Larry_Olsen over 10 years ago
Yes, Cheeses loves you.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
1) I wonder if Pig’s cheese is as cheesy as today’s comments!
2) PB4Sers are urged to see THE comment at today’s Popeye www.mysanantonio.com/entertainment/comics_games/?feature_id=Popeye
Darsan54 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Throw in some macaroni noodles and bacon bits and you have a church anyone would join!!!
markjoseph125 over 10 years ago
Actually, the atheists think this is a great strip. Especially since there’s just as much evidence for Pig’s religion as for any other.
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
people love fondue.
ickymudd over 10 years ago
goes great with macaroni, the FSM [flying spaghetti monster] approves. :) Peace.
guxdude over 10 years ago
He should be using Swiss cheese since it is Holy.
Hillbillyman over 10 years ago
Cheese wiz pig, that is pot cheese.
MrsSnape over 10 years ago
Makes about as much sense as any other religion.
cilantro55 over 10 years ago
Dairy Queen of Heaven?
Perkycat over 10 years ago
My religion has always been worshiping chocolate, but – one can have two religions can’t they?? Everything is always better with either chocolate or cheese on it.
sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago
“The limburger” sung by Chubby Cheddar? @Perkycat, Chocolate is one of the 5 basic food groups. Paired with some red wine? Divine.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 10 years ago
Cheese, Gromit !!!
phlash over 10 years ago
At least the services are brie(f) and the edam heathens stay away
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Bless me, Pig, for I have crackers and wine!
Number Three over 10 years ago
Which I’m sure they appreciate very much…
xxx
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Majin Nathan over 10 years ago
Americas new preferred religion
Daeder over 10 years ago
What’s next, a melted cheese baptismal?
tazz555 over 10 years ago
What instead of god he has GOuDa
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Cheese!
codedaddy over 10 years ago
Pig has found Cheeses.
RaZaP over 4 years ago
A fondue church.
Darth Revan II almost 4 years ago
I will join this church as soon as possible.
alantain about 1 year ago
Church of the Latter Day Cheese?