Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2017

The first and last time Rat is going to something decent.

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No good deed goes unpunished.

Does the first one to make a Hitler reference win a prize?

’Cause a lot of people think they do.

What was Gandhi’s saying about an eye for an eye?

Hand grenades are pretty frank.

Don’t lie Rat, we all know you left those grenades there…

No killing, huh? So maiming is okay?

The Commie threw first!

Differences of opinion?

Is Rat feeling all right? This was strangely altruistic on his part.

Inert hand grenades at that – the spoons didn’t pop off.

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

That would DEFINITELY be the result!

He eats cracker barrels?

How does Joe deal with the fact that his president is in love with commie Putin?

State of America- idiot vs idiot

Good walls make good neighbors. Ideally, walls too high to throw hand grenades over.

Rat just did that since he likes seeing people beat each other up! He KNOWS the Reichwingnuts won’t stop until EVERYONE is Goosestepping in time with Der Drumpenfuhrer!

This is wrong. Liberal would have taken the pin out before throwing. There was nobody there to tell him what to do or say.

blame the media not politics for this divisivness

Is this the first time we’ve seen a human male character (other than cartoon Stephan) who isn’t completely bald?

That looks more like a Box o’ Rebellion!

a conservative who supported dRUMPf is NOT a true conservative. and if one side believes in creationism, there’s really no debating that side.

I thought those hand grenades were pine cones at first glance. Haha.

xxx

They blew up the box.

BTW, we’re liberal as all getout and we love Cracker Barrel. And think Whole Paycheck Foods is ridiculous.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

By putting them together, Rat, you’re letting each confirm for himself close-up that the other is a monster. Then, it’s clobberin’ time!

Be proud of yourself, Rat. You’re the instigator of the Ethnic Cleansing in a Box….

Hey, where is guard duck when you need him?

Viva la FOX!

hmm

They’re not dead yet, so technically no reconciliation rules broken!