Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    It should be Rodent Who Wants to Punch in the Face.

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    santa72404  over 6 years ago

    That’s a Phil-o-sophical answer if i ever heard one.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  over 6 years ago

    Phil needs a punch-proof vest

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Punch him again for me.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    What were his parents thinking?

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    I don’t normally say this, but I’m with you Rat. I don’t care that Phil drives a Tesla, that’s not why I’m with Rat here. Phil could be driving a ‘67 Corvair or and ’85 Bronco, or a ’56 Beetle, or a ’08 Jetta and I still wouldn’t care. It’s not about the car he’s driving, it’s the attitude he’s giving off.

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    Randallw  over 6 years ago

    He asked what you wanted, Phil, not for your life story.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Finally, a time that we need Larry to do the job.

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    Rat’s full name: Rat “Who-Wants-to-Punch” Phil Inda Face

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    ArmOfTheSportsPress  over 6 years ago

    Rat doesn’t mince for words.

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    winston5610  over 6 years ago

    That’s the pattern in my neighborhood. The house next door to the north bought and left the newly remodeled house alone, likewise to the south, but most of the houses get torn down for McMansions.

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    Egrayjames  over 6 years ago

    Last year I met a man in New Brunswick, Canada. He was on his way back to California and charging his Tesla at a charging station. During his cross-country trip he had slept in his car rather than a motel. Not that camping out of a car can’t be fun, but he was driving a Tesla and the inside looked like an overcrowded and messy tent. Maybe the Tesla payments kept him from affording a room at Motel 6. Note: I wasn’t impressed by either the car, or the man.

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    And when Phil’s Tesla croaks I’ll use my 12 year old Tacoma to tow it to the junkyard.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I wonder who wins the pretensions race: Tesla Phil or Jeff the cyclist?

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Rat & Pig are living in a nicer neighborhood than I thought? My son lives in California, and he can only afford is a room, not a house. He parks is Tesla in the room and sleeps outside.

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    gorbag  over 6 years ago

    Remember, Phil voted for Bernie, because he doesn’t actually understand where money comes from. (You can tell because he has more than one Tesla).

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    At least it’s not Dr. Phil.

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Jef the cyclist is a parody of Jeff Mallet (Frazz). Who’s Phil supposed to be?

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    aerilim  over 6 years ago

    Phil to his wife: Honey, you’ll never believe it but our neighbor across the street is a talking rat…..

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Someone should tell Phil about the environmental impact of suburban living. Maybe he’ll move.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Only happens with you, Rat

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    Perkycat  over 6 years ago

    What’s this We’re off to a bad start with our new neighbor?

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    Rat’s had his Phil.

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    Seed_drill  over 6 years ago

    We had three New York billionaires move into the county to build an equestrian center. One of them spent close to a years salary (for me) on his driveway, only to decide he didn’t like the color of the pavers, so he had them all ripped up and redone.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I suggest have Guard Duck put Phil under the new foundation of the scrape-off. Just call it landfill.

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    paullp Premium Member over 6 years ago

    What is wrong with Rat? A stranger comes to the door and he asks, “Can I help you?”

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Phil? What happened? Did Cartoon-Boy run out of Bobs? Are Bobs now in short supply?

    Advice to Phil: take your Teslas and get out of town. Rumor has it that neighbors of Rat and his housemate, Pig, tend not to last very long….

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