Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    I would expect Rat to start his own outlet with his version of the truth.

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    Adiraiju  over 5 years ago

    It’s especially fun when you actually take courses in college that enable you to better clarify what sources are reliable and what aren’t, you try and teach it to other people… and they get angry at YOU and flatly deny the most credible sources rather than admit they were wrong.

    In the words of a random caveguy in the DC Flintstone’s comic, “He says the things I wish were true!”

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    “You can’t handle the truth”.

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    I think people need things like cat videos to take their minds off the problems of the world for a little while and help them make it through the day. Ironically that’s why many people read comic strips.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Rat has a rational solution to the issue.

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    I am gonna go and watch some more rad video of Jackson Galaxy exorcising some “demon cat” in Beverly Hills.

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    Rat is a fluke of the universe, he has no right to be here, and whether he can hear it or not the universe is laughing behind his back.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    To be fai, democracy sound to governmenty

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    It’s a good thing that we don’t live in a Democracy then.

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    Purple People Eater  over 5 years ago

    The problem is that, in today’s democracies, people with mentalities like Rat’s actually vote.

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    Lenavid  over 5 years ago

    The Entitlement Mentality has enabled subjectivity to supplant objectivity.

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    One side proudly invented the term “spin” and was admired by the press for it.

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    No, No, it’s SIMPLE…listen to FAUX Noise, and believe the TOTAL OPPOSITE, and you will be correct.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    People in power are now consciously trying to make Truth cease to exist. If there is no objective truth, and no way to know what is objectively true, then those is power can claim that Truth is whatever they say it is.

    If the Party says 2+2=5, then it does.

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    Larryb8415  over 5 years ago

    Good thing we live in a Republic.. much less complicated

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    SusieB  over 5 years ago

    I read a lot. Mostly fiction. It’s my main means of escape.

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    Sportymonk  over 5 years ago

    We are a Republic, a nation of rules and laws. A democracy is a a nation ruled by the simple majority which can trample the rights and voices of the minority. A Republic prevents that to a degree. America is a Republic with a democratic style. A democracy and a Republic are not the same.

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    asmbeers  over 5 years ago

    What country are they discussing as this one is not a Democracy but a Republic? No single central government, but a few dozen or so states being represented.

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    forterrionly  over 5 years ago

    We do not live in a democracy, we live in a Republic.

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    Popcorn   over 5 years ago

    Until the Internet…the solution was to stay in bed and pull the covers up over your head!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Make voting day a Federal Holiday.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Rat really loves watching cat vids

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    patrickab7  over 5 years ago

    Will the cat ever haz cheeseburger?

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    We need to have more cute cats running for governmental office. Problem solved.

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Watching cats in person, on the scene, would be verrrrrrrrrrrrry dangerous for Rat. Videos = Safe. Live and in person = Dead Rat.

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    clwdlw  over 5 years ago

    we are a republic, not a democracy

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    unfair.de  over 5 years ago

    Usually compassionate Pig reacting on someones else’s misfortune with laughter is quite out of character.

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    Scott S  over 5 years ago

    And said “Please go away!”

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Congress must also be watching cat videos – they’re equally uninformed about their own constituents.

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    r4tysatf39y Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But we don’t live in a Democracy! We live in a Representative Republic!

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    osborndiane77  over 5 years ago

    It’s a republic.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Our masses of uninformed or poorly informed voters go far toward explaining the current radically antagonistic state of affairs, with Left hating Right and vice versa, with no viable middle ground.

    Let’s all watch more cat videos….

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 5 years ago

    I never got into the whole “cat video” thing. I prefer talking puppy videos!

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    comics guy 47  over 5 years ago

    Train videos for me, but same principle – to escape news & politics. Railroaders are salt-of-the-Earth, hard-working people that make the infrastructure run. They work together to accomplish something, not sling mud at each other.

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    A_Dilophosaurus  over 3 years ago

    No one will ever see this, mwaa, ha ha ha! (if you do see this then tell me)

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