Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 03, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Can you give it/him to Goodwill?

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    DanielRyanMulligan  over 5 years ago

    Is this the matrix? Can he do that?! I hope it continues on Sunday or Monday.

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Add some potatoes then you can make The Couch Potato Burger filled with smoked pepper pork

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Stuffed Pork!

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Cue the Twilight Zone theme.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    That is a sofa made with Pig skin.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Sofa so good, eh, Pig?

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    Now Rat can watch some of the old pigskin on the old pigskin.

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    When I become one with the couch(Tired) I call it making love to the couch ;-) …….. Croc Power!

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    This how Jabba became a Hutt.

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    walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We bought a new couch. The old one had three sections, but the new one is the same length and has two sections. Made for big American butts I guess.

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    ChristineMurphy  over 5 years ago

    Some days that’s exactly how I feel. (Hopefully, I don’t look that way.)

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    It wont be so good when your friends will want to sit on you and relax, Pig!

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    WoodstockJack  over 5 years ago

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    Reader  over 5 years ago

    I can’t find a better way to couch what I’m trying to say, but Pig, you do not look divan.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Brings a whole new meaning to couch potato….Er, couch oinker

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    jessie d.  over 5 years ago

    What is it with the male of the species and sofas? They seem drawn to them especially after turkey, gravy, dressing aka the works or any big meal. I had one tell me there is a gravitational pull wherein they are ensnared.

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Big enough for 6 skinny people!

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Seth Brundle has created the sofat.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Sofa no good.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    Such good luck that his nose ended up on the arm rest and not on one of the seats.

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    It’s good that you did that, Pig.

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    circleM  over 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t want to be a couch, stinky feet. farts….

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    CREEPY!

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    ZeebaNeighba1985  over 5 years ago

    It’s like a lazy version of the Mind Flayer.

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    Iwa Iniki  over 5 years ago

    Too creepy for a comic strip!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My mother was right! “If you stay on the couch for too long, ….”

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    AndrewSihler  over 5 years ago

    Beats sitting on a pillow on the floor, doesn’t it?

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Ahhhgh! The Nightmare Porka-lounger!

    Run, Rat and Goat, if you still can!

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Remember the cartoon (Shel Silverstein? Gahan Wilson?) in which the young woman, with her boyfriend at hand, says “Let me change into something more comfortable” … and turns into an easy chair?

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    TimeLordSoundwave  over 5 years ago

    That’s unsettling.

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    MattaisJones  over 5 years ago

    be one with the couch a least you won’t be bacon

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    And I was concerned about my butt becoming the shape of my bed, now I’m concerned about my whole body…

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